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    Oh dear.

    Normally I don't post this shit. I watch, I cringe, I laugh and click on the next link. But this one I couldn't help but share. And here, in no particular order are some reasons why.

    Posting on FaceBook. Whilst on a motorcycle. Whilst standing up and facing the wrong way on a motorcycle.
    The 'Good ol boys' tune that went through my mind as the white pick-up with the 'buds' on the back filming it.
    The signal to show respect by rev-ing the bikes in admiration.
    And what happened before said 'stunt'.

    eg
    Billy Bob "Hey man, how we gonna sho' da wurld wez the shiznit when it cums 2 stunting yo?'
    --- cue 200 stunters standing around scratching their heads in wonder ---
    Billy Joe "Iz got it, yu know howz peeps be posting their shit on FB and all, well how about we bez posting our shit on FB whilz doing our shit!!
    --- cue 200 stunters high-fiving each other and smashing empty budweiser cans against their foreheads. ---


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    As daft as it was, that was quite clever. I was waiting for him to fall off and get run over by the guy following him. One question, how does he keep a constant speed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muppet View Post
    As daft as it was, that was quite clever. I was waiting for him to fall off and get run over by the guy following him. One question, how does he keep a constant speed?
    Using something like this

    It grips the throttle and gets held against the brake lever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Armi View Post
    Using something like this

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    It grips the throttle and gets held against the brake lever.
    Fucken doubtfull. More likely the idle wound up to 3 or 4 grand is the norm on most bikes.
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    He wasn't wheelieing it at the same time. Where is the commitment?
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    I admit to being impressed, cringing, incredulous, dumbstruck and expecting the worst all within the space of the first 5 seconds.

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    He will die 400m from his house. Riding below the speed limit. Killed by a granny that could see 2 feet in front of her car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    Normally I don't post this shit. I watch, I cringe, I laugh and click on the next link. But this one I couldn't help but share. And here, in no particular order are some reasons why.

    Posting on FaceBook. Whilst on a motorcycle. Whilst standing up and facing the wrong way on a motorcycle.
    The 'Good ol boys' tune that went through my mind as the white pick-up with the 'buds' on the back filming it.
    The signal to show respect by rev-ing the bikes in admiration.
    And what happened before said 'stunt'.

    eg
    Billy Bob "Hey man, how we gonna sho' da wurld wez the shiznit when it cums 2 stunting yo?'
    --- cue 200 stunters standing around scratching their heads in wonder ---
    Billy Joe "Iz got it, yu know howz peeps be posting their shit on FB and all, well how about we bez posting our shit on FB whilz doing our shit!!
    --- cue 200 stunters high-fiving each other and smashing empty budweiser cans against their foreheads. ---
    What do you have against 'stunters'? You got a chip on your shoulder or summat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    He will die 400m from his house. Riding below the speed limit. Killed by a granny that could see 2 feet in front of her car.
    Put your popcorn away, with a group of spotters that size he was pretty safe I rockon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Put your popcorn away, with a group of spotters that size he was pretty safe I rockon.
    That what you call them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    That what you call them?
    Dincha see the knives?
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    That what you call them?
    At least three guys are watching the road for him all the time.

    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Dincha see the knives?
    Are you making that commetn because they os black?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    At least three guys are watching the road for him all the time.

    Are you making that commetn because they os black?
    Wouldn't stop him cartwheeling his bike through some cunts windscreen.

    No...because they be having spotting knives!

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    That was just plain silly ... what if he dropped his phone ... ???
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    What do you have against 'stunters'? You got a chip on your shoulder or summat?
    Yeah I wanna smash 'em all the cooonts showing off with their skills that I just haven't got around to doing yet cos I'd rather just whinge.

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