Riddle me this!

[Maha]

What the difference between a pancake and a henway?

[avgas]

What's the difference between a duck?

The pants they wear.

[nodrog:Me]

Wiki answers kills this game.

google is your friend

Ironically enough time continues even after the batteries stop. Its a secret they don't let you village folk know.

witch!

[avgas]

What the difference between a pancake and a henway?

Its easy to shoot a pancake

[nodrog:Me]

What's in front of a woman and back of a cow?

[Maha]

What's in front of a woman and back of a cow?

...a skinny white boy...?
Udder know?

[Big Dave]

google is your friend

I have a PhD in Google.

[Edbear]

What's in front of a woman and back of a cow?

Is it a worry that I know the answer to this one..?

[Asher]

What's in front of a woman and back of a cow?

A kitchen?

[Crasherfromwayback]

How the fuck do you eat a clock?

Ask the docile cunt that used to eat bicycles. Din't he conk out trying to eat a fucking aeroplane?

[Stirts]

This is a useful tool, commonly found in the range of 6 inches
long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes.
It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant
action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end
and a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted,
almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into
a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out
again and again many times in succession, often quickly and
accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening
in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound
resulting from the well-lubricated movements. When finally
withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white
substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer
surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft.
After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids
have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state
of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching
its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much
less. What is it?

[blackdog]

This is a useful tool, What is it?

A duster. 10 chars.

[Crasherfromwayback]

This is a useful tool, commonly found in the range of 6 inches
long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes.
It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant
action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end
and a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted,
almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into
a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out
again and again many times in succession, often quickly and
accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening
in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound
resulting from the well-lubricated movements. When finally
withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white
substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer
surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft.
After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids
have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state
of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching
its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much
less. What is it?

an iceblock stuck in a bearded cunts face?

[Drew]

What gets bigger, the more you take away?

[Crasherfromwayback]

What gets bigger, the more you take away?

My GF's attitude.