Riddle me this!

[nodrog:Me]

A kitchen?

yes, cos cows have kitchens

Ask the docile cunt that used to eat bicycles. Din't he conk out trying to eat a fucking aeroplane?

i though he died eating his own head?

This is a useful tool, commonly found in the range of 6 inches
long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes.
It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant
action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end
and a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted,
almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into
a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out
again and again many times in succession, often quickly and
accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening
in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound
resulting from the well-lubricated movements. When finally
withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white
substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer
surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft.
After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids
have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state
of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching
its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much
less. What is it?

a toothbrush

What gets bigger, the more you take away?

a hole

[Laava]

a toothbrush

Ahhh....... poor Stirts!

[rachprice]

My GF's attitude.

Is that fucking right?

[blackdog]

Is that fucking right?

Fight! 10fc.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Is that fucking right?

Exhibit 'A'.

[mashman]

rachrice, in the bike shop, with the poisoned coffee

[ducatilover]

Tits out for the boys!

[Big Dave]

Why do fools fall in love?

[Virago]

Why do fools fall in love?

Because the birds sing so gay.

[onearmedbandit]

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

[Drew]

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

One cannot 'jelly' his cock up an unconscious girls arse.

[nodrog:Me]

rachrice, in the bike shop, with the poisoned coffee

Is that her Asian sister? ROLY FLUCK!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Is that her Asian sister? ROLY FLUCK!

We sell Haari Davison

[oneofsix]

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

People get the pip with Drew so he must be jam. Jelly is oh so smooth.

[Oblivion]

Vegetables. Am I doing it right?