Servo Pricks

[XxKiTtiExX]

I didn't think the pump could be used again till it had been paid for and released?

If so, it wont make much difference if they pull out so you can pull in - because the pump still wont work. You'll just spend more time looking at the pump.

I thought it was 2 fills max?

[wickle]

I thought it was 2 fills max?

Depends on how pump system is set up . pre-pay, one only stack, 2> 10 stack: depends on the type of customer that uses servo( they dont call them that now> Your Local Community Store)

[BoristheBiter]

what about the pricks that leave a 2 metre gap between them the the pump so the cars trying to use the other ones cant get past.

On the busy gas stations the attendants are the worst, would you like our 2 for one chocolate bar. Its getting as bad as MacD's.

As for Z take the Muppet of the forecourt and put them behind the counter so the queue that reaches the door can move a bit quicker.

[Berries]

Pricks on bikes who insist on getting off, taking off their helmets, having a prune and checking that their co-ordinated tassles are all in order. Then after paying take an age to put their helmet back on and getting their leathers all nice and straight. They tend to travel in packs which means they can all compare panniers further holding everbody up.

Generally a weekend issue. Pricks.

[Flip]

I will move the bike or car forward for another bike, vintage or sports (I mean propper english sports car). If you are driving a HSV, SUV, you are wearing your cap backwards or you are on a blue one, fuck off cause I an a Prick.

[p.dath]

maybe in Dorkland mate, but down here in the boonie's they dont usually do that.

That would mean they would have to clear what was shown as owing on the pump then, before the person has paid, to let the next person start filling up.

That doesn't sound right to me.

[p.dath]

On the busy gas stations the attendants are the worst, would you like our 2 for one chocolate bar. Its getting as bad as MacD's.

That one always gets me. Don't I don't want a luxury car wash. No I don't want fly buys. No I don't want the promotion of the week. I just want to pay for the petrol ...

[Road kill]

None of this shit really bothers me.
Some of you must have a very small life.

[Kickaha]

None of this shit really bothers me.
Some of you must have a very small life.

I'd go along with that, it's a pretty trivial thing to get upset about

[BoristheBiter]

None of this shit really bothers me.
Some of you must have a very small life.

I'd go along with that, it's a pretty trivial thing to get upset about

We all have some Little thing that for no reason just "rattles your cage".

[unstuck]

There is one gas station here in gore where all three workers are out side having a fag at the same time, and they expect you to wait for them. Boy do they hate me.

[Virago]

There is one gas station here in Gore where all three workers are out side having a fag at the same time...

That's confirmed several rumours about Gore in one sentence - cheers.

[unstuck]

That's confirmed several rumours about Gore in one sentence - cheers.

You must spread. Now I didn't mean that literally.

[Woodman]

That's confirmed several rumours about Gore in one sentence - cheers.

And all four of them are related?

[scumdog]

I prefer to just chill and not let the stuff I can't change bother me. Less stressful that way.

True dat.

But it still burns my arse when I see somebody getting into the car on front that they've just filled up, I start the car planning to move forward into their spot when they drive off.

Only they get back out of the car and walk all the way to the gas-station door to throw out a couple of chocolate bar wrappers they picked up from the floor of their car - then they walk back to the car, look at their windscreen, give it a rub with their finger then walk to the servo entrance, grab the bucket and scrubber and give the screen a real seeing-to.

Then they walk back to where they got the bucket, replace it, return to their car, jump in (aha I thinks, they're going to move now) turn on the wipers and smear everything.

So they jump back out, grab a handlful of paper towels and scrub shit out of the screen - THEN they jump in and drive off - AFTER (a) adjusting hat, (b) finding and adjusting sunnies, (c) getting seat-belt sorted, (d) reaching across to get something out of the glove-box, (e) undoing seatbelt because they can't quite reach said glove-box...aaarrrgh!!!