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Thread: Now where did I put my y-fronts?

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    Now where did I put my y-fronts?

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crim...eaner-in-court

    "..A tradesman allegedly caught in a Target TV show sting committing an indecent act at a customer's house has been granted interim name suppression to protect his wife and child. The man appeared in the Manukau District Court charged with burglary and wilfully accessing a computer and was remanded on bail to reappear in court next month.
    In an episode aired last night, TV3 consumer show Target employed a carpet cleaning firm to clean a filthy lounge floor and a red wine stain in the master bedroom as part of its weekly hidden camera trial.
    The footage showed a cleaner going through the homeowner's chest of drawers then examining her laundry basket where he sniffs several items of clothing.
    The man is then seen collecting a perfume bottle which he takes to the master bedroom and sprays on a pair of underwear. He then turns on the household computer and views pornography while masturbating into the underwear.
    The man later deletes the internet browsing history and returns the underwear to the laundry basket, before completing the carpet job and leaving.
    The consumer show said it referred the matter to police... "


    hmmm,...a tad dodgy??


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    Now now, lets not judge to harshly, its clearly a medical condition; an acute lead deficiency.

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    I watched it last night. Kinda funny in a not funny kind of way. What a fucking freak.

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    Oh shit!!...has someone told Nodrog that this is NOT acceptable behaviour??

    ...last time he got caught by the nanny!...she wasn't impressed!

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    ok the guy was a deviant but target milked it for all it could

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    But how much did it cost? I mean if he was half the price of the other cleaners he should at least get a 7/10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nudemetalz View Post


    [/I]hmmm,...a tad dodgy??
    Just a bit...
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    Try Guy Fronts, way more....appropriate
    .....and ohhhhhhh so compfy

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimO View Post
    ok the guy was a deviant but target milked it for all it could
    Would you be saying that if it was your wifes/daughters gruts he was soiling?

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    Trust me Mr Nudez - no one is after yer Y fronts....

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    But how much did it cost? I mean if he was half the price of the other cleaners he should at least get a 7/10.
    As long as he done a good job on the carpets
    I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimO View Post
    ok the guy was a deviant but target milked it for all it could
    He milked IT all right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
    As long as he done a good job on the carpets
    Reckon there'll be a couple of threadbare spots right in front of the puta...

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    The "youth" I am currently located with, are laughing it up mercillesly!

    A new insult has been born "carpet cleaner" and they are coming up with some beaut interpretations and uses for said activities...
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