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    I'm a fat lazy unfit fucker. Well, I haven't gotten laid in ages, so I'm more accurately a fat lazy unfit non-fucker.

    Ex-cyclist, but an accident screwed my knee - need knee reconstruction... Went to the gym for a while, got to be bigger (90 kg and 5%), but got bored with the total narcissists that frequent the places (Les Miserables being the worst of the lot of course). I've consistently kept up the martial knitting training.

    Done sweet bugger all for 2 years while I've been on the road. Need to do something again...
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    I'm a fat lazy unfit fucker. Well, I haven't gotten laid in ages, so I'm more accurately a fat lazy unfit non-fucker.

    Ex-cyclist, but an accident screwed my knee - need knee reconstruction... Went to the gym for a while, got to be bigger (90 kg and 5%), but got bored with the total narcissists that frequent the places (Les Miserables being the worst of the lot of course). I've consistently kept up the martial knitting training.

    Done sweet bugger all for 2 years while I've been on the road. Need to do something again...
    Come join the boxing world. It'll get you fit as a fiddle and you'll have fun too. Find a local gym

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    Is that you on the avatar? "Ultimate Keyboard Warrior"? You must workout a lot by lifting that keyboard of yours!
    Heh?

    Tell me you jest, Surely you have heard of the ultimate challenge, Champion Vs Champion.

    This is the peak of human achievement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    I agree with the first part. I exercise by myself and try to do more than an hour a day, sciatica is a wee issue
    I have a few mates who love going to the gym, it's not my scene. I exercise a fair bit and eat well and I'm still under 60kg
    fuckn hell your tiny!! I could probably bench press ya ehehe

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    eek

    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    Is that you on the avatar? "Ultimate Keyboard Warrior"? You must workout a lot by lifting that keyboard of yours!
    Kids today!

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    Gyms smell of Body Odour....I dont see the attraction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Gyms smell of Body Odour....I dont see the attraction.
    Its heaps better than dogging, its doesnt look as dodgy, and you can wash your bumhole and brush your teeth afterwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    Its heaps better than dogging, its doesnt look as dodgy, and you can wash your bumhole and brush your teeth afterwards.
    I can stick my skids on my head (inside out) and complete my set to achieve the same result...right here in the comfort of my own home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast Eddie View Post
    fuckn hell your tiny!! I could probably bench press ya ehehe
    In my defence I'm not much smaller than Bruce LLee
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast Eddie View Post
    fuckn hell your tiny!! I could probably bench press ya ehehe
    If you think thats tiny, try being almost 6ft and only weighing 54kg
    I never get lost. I go on adventures

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oblivion View Post
    If you think thats tiny, try being almost 6ft and only weighing 54kg
    Jebus? Who? I'm the same height and twice that Nom nom noms!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMNTD View Post
    Jebus? Who? I'm the same height and twice that Nom nom noms!
    I must need more pies then
    I never get lost. I go on adventures

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    Blah

    Quote Originally Posted by Oblivion View Post
    I must need more pies then
    Mines not pies/food...straight rum or bourbon

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMNTD View Post
    Mines not pies/food...straight rum or bourbon
    Your liver is always your best friend
    I never get lost. I go on adventures

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oblivion View Post
    Your liver is always your best friend
    My what...

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