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    Sphincter pucker of the day

    Soz if repost..... had this happen to me once or twice.


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    Thank fuck he crashed into the ditch instead of killing a couple of bikers.

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    Fuck that, some real smart people around thats for sure.
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    And I thought I had some scary experiences on bikes.

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    Hells Bells.

    Turn camera off. Go to car in ditch. FINISH the driver.

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    Amazing reactions!

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    Almost like they were playing chicken, He won! hope he bought a lotto ticket after that.
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    Shit lucky he didn't try and get off the road. Definitely change of underwear time.
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    That guy sucks at tag.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by driftn View Post
    Almost like they were playing chicken, He won! hope he bought a lotto ticket after that.
    Waste of time buying a lotto.He just used up all his luck for that week.
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    Far out. It would be most people reaction to pull to the right, (in a country driving on the right). Lucky both parties didn't do that.
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    notice how the bike hardly changes direction at all...bikes suck at evasive manouvres at speed.Good job the idiot driver had good reactions instincts(ie didnt try to get back to the proper side

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    This is not helping me feel confident/safe about being on a motorbike!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigadee View Post
    This is not helping me feel confident/safe about being on a motorbike!
    Chances of avoiding that car on a bike that's circa 500mm wide vs a car that's 1700mm wide?
    That feel better?
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigadee View Post
    This is not helping me feel confident/safe about being on a motorbike!
    Well, the rider could have been in a car looking for a radio station at the time. He would not even have seen the muppet in his lane.

    The moral of the story is... Don't get a bike with a stereo & practice your evasion maneuver.

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