Christchurch crash facts

[Drew]

Hey, didn't say it was taken by me, I had Scummie in mind.......

Oh right, yeah I've heard that.

[Scuba_Steve]

Damn, I wish I could ascend to the level of 'a condescending, nasty revenue collecting quota bastard'

Must try harder I s'pose

Don't worry Scummy I know it's the hardest part, but all you got to do to become condescending is talk to everyone like they're a 4year old girl. Practice that a bit & you'll have it made...

[Katman]

That dick in Taihapi they called 'cash register' would have nuttin on me man.

His name's not Constable Colin Randle Mower by any chance, is it?

[ajturbo]

Doh!!!

How many more KBers am I going to have to stop before I get bribed with donut vouchers?

Out of interest, how did it feel? I'm always interested in feedback, and here's a good place to hammer me if I deserve it........Was I a condescending, nasty revenue collecting quota bastard?

WTF do you mean.."How did it feel"...???
I know you got close to me... almost touching my hand as i passed over my licence... but i am sure that was the only contact we had?

in my years as a revenue giver, i have had the pleasure(?) of talking with a few of your fellow gang members...
and what i hate the most is when they try and lecture to me about how bad i was, that's when they get pissed off when i just laugh at them...
now your report card... hope your sitting down.

as a cop. "F" (cause you didn't give me a warning)

to be honest it was ok...
you told me about the dangers of the Akaroa hill, how so many bikers stuff it up and fall off and that is why you were out there...
at least it was a nice day eh..
you were pleasant.
you didn't tell me your name, (that come out on the next date?)
you didn't make a dick of yourself by telling me how naughty i was, just the facts and a chat.. it was cool, but i am SURE meeting you in a bar somewhere would have been cheaper for me?
so to be honest

you score a " b+".. the reason you didn't get an "A" is because your not a woman.

i knew i was caught, could have done a runner? but after talking to you about where you do your training... i'm glad i didn't.. (didn't want to embarrass you and i was on the old buell, and cause i suck at going fast anyway.. and....)

[ajturbo]

Cancelled a ticket today.

Stopped a bloke 4 weeks ago, no bike Licence. Wrote him the ticket. Told him I was running a devious scheme to deprive the Gubbermint of fine revenue. If he got a Licence I'd cancel the ticket.

Called me today, stoked that he had the 6L. Ticket cancelled.

Treasury must be rolling in its grave.

Go on Kicker, have at you.

so if i pop around with a donut voucher... you'll do the same???

[Drew]

so if i pop around with a donut voucher... you'll do the same???

Flag the donuts and take some lube round.

[ajturbo]

Flag the donuts and take some lube round.

when you come down .. we can both do this eh?

[Drew]

when you come down .. we can both do this eh?

I don't plan on getting any tickets. I'd hate to do a runner and be another Akaroa statistic too.

[duckonin]

Fuck I'd love to be a cop. I'd be the biggest fascist, inconsistent, hypocrite arsehole ever.

So there would be no change then ?

[Drew]

So there would be no change then ?

Yeah there would, I'd be doing it in person instead of on here for my entertainment.

Seriously, is there a maximum iq figure for joining this place that I didn't know about? Cunts are just as thick as I fuckin am.

[rastuscat]

so if i pop around with a donut voucher... you'll do the same???

Cant see how I could apply compliance to a speeding ticket.

How about this. You promise to report your speed to me every time you speed, and I'll let you off this once.

Nah, can't see it taking off.

[Subike]

So you going to be out there collecting facts this weekend?
I might just have to go for a ride to little river if you are..
would love to get a speeding ticket, but bloody bike will not go fast enough for that to happen.........

[rastuscat]

So you going to be out there collecting facts this weekend?
I might just have to go for a ride to little river if you are..
would love to get a speeding ticket, but bloody bike will not go fast enough for that to happen.........

You want me to set up some 30kmh signs to make you feel better? Happy to take your Licence for being 51 over if you want to feel awesome.

Can you manage 81?

Nope, weekend off this weekend. I will be telling one of my troops to do the Akaroa Patrol.

Heads up. He feels that if he has to go the trouble of getting off his bike, then someone is getting a ticket. Remember, no speed, no speeding ticket.

[FJRider]

Remember, no speed, no speeding ticket.

There you go again .... using logic.

It wont catch on ...

[schrodingers cat]

The nice man on the Lewis Pass gave me a fact sheet of how many twits have killed themselves hence him being required to do his job and give me a donation slip.

No lecture. No attitude. Bout all you can hope for really