Wot the Jatz's did

[JATZ]

& what was the bit about being a sork I heard

mrs Jatz did well to get as far as she did with the wind, now all she has to do is get through the snow

if she wanted danger/excitement and adventure she could've stayed home...... Piglets cooking tonight

[NordieBoy]

if she wanted danger/excitement and adventure she could've stayed home...... Piglets cooking tonight

Weird. We're cooking piglet tonight...

[_Shrek_]

Weird. We're cooking piglet tonight...

& so is mrs S

[NordieBoy]

We've got a pigs head slowly bubbling away in the big pot

[Padmei]

We've got a pigs head slowly bubbling away in the big pot

Someone must have been listening to the recipe on national radio yesterday. A pinot gris was recommended with it and decovstructed apple crumble

[NordieBoy]

Apple crumble is nice, once you've thrown away the cooked apple...



Mmmmmm, crumble...

[dino3310]

We've got a pigs head slowly bubbling away in the big pot

you making a braun Nordie

[Mrs Shrek]

so how far did you get today? Hope the weather was for you, it was here

[NordieBoy]

you making a braun Nordie

Nah, it's already shaved.

We're making brawn.

[dino3310]

Nah, it's already shaved.

We're making brawn.

MMMmmmmmmmmm brawn
home made bread still warm, thick butter, thick bit of brawn a little pepper and a beer

[JATZ]

so how far did you get today? Hope the weather was for you, it was here

Omarama, wasnt much snow on Danseys by all accounts.

It's all o.k. folks, you can stop worrying now.....child #1 has moved back home briefly so we're eatin decent again

[dino3310]

Omarama, wasnt much snow on Danseys by all accounts.

It's all o.k. folks, you can stop worrying now.....child #1 has moved back home briefly so we're eatin decent again

i gotta wait for mine to move out before i eat decent and once thev'e gone they can stay gone

[JATZ]

Here's a couple of pics, 'cause thats what it's all about.
I have no idea where these are, thay just appeared on my phone with no details to go with em. I guess it's the tree she was rescued from





Damn I wish I was there instead of here....

[Padmei]

Why did she get rescued from a tree? Was she trying to save a kitten, slipped, fell however before she hit the ground got her jacket caught on an outlying branch that slowed her descent but left her dangling mere inches from the ground? Did the local kids then turn up & ask her what she was doing hanging from the tree?
After all this was going on did the kitten jump safely down from the tree & run back to the farmhouse?

[Crim]

what colour was the kitten - more of a dog bloke myself but don't spose a puppy up a tree makes sense unless of course the kids PUT him up the tree, scheeze Shrek what sort of kids do you have down there!