Pathetic...

[Ocean1]

I mentioned to my wife I might like a trials bike.

She said I might like a new wife also.

What? Jeez mate, dirt bikes are easy, much cheaper, safer etc etc.

Did you do the "make a better man for you darling" thing?

[mossy1200]

What? Jeez mate, dirt bikes are easy, much cheaper, safer etc etc.

Did you do the "make a better man for you darling" thing?

Im the boss of the house when shes not at home.

Im kind of lucky. I think in the last 10 years I have had had 15 bikes plus projects.
ZX14R has been approved for the day after we buy a house also.

She does have 140 pairs of shoes and alot of jewellry so I dont get all the money. Also I dont drink or spend much on smaller items.

[GrayWolf]

Im the boss of the house when shes not at home........................

She does have 140 pairs of shoes and alot of jewellry so I dont get all the money. Also I dont drink or spend much on smaller items.

No Mossy, we can see why you don't drink much, it's all being spent on shoes Take it the new house will have a 'girls' walk in wardrobe, and just up the road from the shoe store?

[mossy1200]

No Mossy, we can see why you don't drink much, it's all being spent on shoes Take it the new house will have a 'girls' walk in wardrobe, and just up the road from the shoe store?

We are about to put a tender in on one that has a walk in large enough to be a double nursery.

Its not close to shoe shops but she has calculated the bus sections,times and routes to every shoe shop in the Region.

Its got double garage plus off st parking and room to build another 1 1/2 garage also. Im sorted. Is the rule of thumb 1 bike for every 10 pairs of shoes?

[carver]

you dumb cunts all miss the point, Shack up with another guy and your all good

[Ocean1]

Is the rule of thumb 1 bike for every 10 pairs of shoes?

No. Look here.

[scumdog]

you dumb cunts all miss the point, Shack up with another guy and your all good

And have a gay old time eh...

[mossy1200]

you dumb cunts all miss the point, Shack up with another guy and your all good

And now you need 2 bikes. One each.

Idd rather have a wife and use her income to help me buy one good bike.

Still if it works for you Carver. Each to their own.

[carver]

And have a gay old time eh...

I am sure you and the boys in blue know how to do that best

[scumdog]

I am sure you and the boys in blue know how to do that best

How do you know that - experienced it a bit eh? eh?

[Crasherfromwayback]

you dumb cunts all miss the point, Shack up with another guy and your all good

Fuck no. Have too much of a sore arse to be able to use the seat.

[GTRMAN]

Fuck no. Have too much of a sore arse to be able to use the seat.

As Sir Michael Gambon said.... "I used to be a homosexual but was forced to give it up..... Why's that he was asked, because it made my eyes water"

[carver]

How do you know that - experienced it a bit eh? eh?

the welcomed me with open arms with the bridge stunt, leo showed up in a limo to arrest me, with no pants on

[ducatilover]

Is the rule of thumb 1 bike for every 10 pairs of shoes?

For the first four years, after that she really begins to ignore/hate you, then you may sneak many, many more in.