Things you say to yourself in your helmet when riding!

[Oakie]

Oh no. The shame. I am a BDOTGNZA member and I made a gaffe such as that! Don't tell Mr Hitcher. I'll take myself off for a bit of self-flagellation now.
(Imagine getting a 'please improve' for using 'vagina' instead of 'c@nt' and then getting a roasting for 'bought' instead of 'brought'. Harsh!)

[Drew]

There is a fuckin rage inside me, waiting to take to a hospital with an automatic weapon. Because my children have to learn to speak Maori, while the English language we say we already speak, gets a good old fashioned ass fucking!

The Maori want their language and history preserved, fair enough, it is after all the history of all of our country. How about preserving the most common language on the planet too though?

[FJRider]

There is a fuckin rage inside me, waiting to take to a hospital with an automatic weapon. Because my children have to learn to speak Maori, while the English language we say we already speak, gets a good old fashioned ass fucking!

The Maori want their language and history preserved, fair enough, it is after all the history of all of our country. How about preserving the most common language on the planet too though?

Text speak Maori is just not the same as it is in english ... if you can call text speak english.

[007XX]

Paid a fee to re-home him ...

But was it a worthy investment?

[FJRider]

But was it a worthy investment?

Probably already signed him up for Medical school. Who cares if that is not what he wants ... a doctor in the family might come in handy.

Or just put him on Trademe ...

[theseekerfinds]

bought and brought are NOT interchangeable.. bought is from the word buy, brought is from the word bring..

me, I just sing or narrate my ride, at times I try to use the force to control drivers who look like thy want to pull out in front of me or can't decide if they want to move over or not..

I have found that head-banging when I sing certain songs does not help much when it comes to controlling my bike..

I am on Drew's side re the whole English language/Maori language thing..

[007XX]

Oh no. The shame. I am a BDOTGNZA member and I made a gaffe such as that! Don't tell Mr Hitcher. I'll take myself off for a bit of self-flagellation now.
(Imagine getting a 'please improve' for using 'vagina' instead of 'c@nt' and then getting a roasting for 'bought' instead of 'brought'. Harsh!)

But, but... That wasn't a roasting! Was it? I'm so confused

Shall I start calling you Silas now?

[cc rider]

Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee... no bunps,no bumps, no bumps... Bugga


Gotta fart, gotta fart, gotta fart... no bumps, no bumps, no bumps... Bugga

[Oakie]

But, but... That wasn't a roasting! Was it? I'm so confused

Shall I start calling you Silas now?

Roasting? Nah, slight pulling of the leg would be a more accurate description for sure! Just merry banter.

[FJRider]

Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee... no bunps,no bumps, no bumps... Bugga


Gotta fart, gotta fart, gotta fart... no bumps, no bumps, no bumps... Bugga

To save time doing all that ... I use the short version.



Oooop's .........

[Ocean1]

Oh no. The shame. I am a BDOTGNZA member and I made a gaffe such as that! Don't tell Mr Hitcher. I'll take myself off for a bit of self-flagellation now.
(Imagine getting a 'please improve' for using 'vagina' instead of 'c@nt' and then getting a roasting for 'bought' instead of 'brought'. Harsh!)

Not to mention "to" instead of "too".



Ah, bit late, eh?

[cc rider]

Does this bike make my arse look big...?

No... though your butt does makes your bike look small

... 'What would Katman say?'

"I have resumed treatment."

Someone posted that they poke their tongue out and try and reach the helemt. I been trying that again with my new helmet.

Haha i'm gonna try licking my helmet now.

Or you could lick the outside of the visor to clean it like me...

What would Katman say?

"I have resumed treatment."

[cc rider]

To save time doing all that ... I use the short version.



Oooop's .........

I'm a lady... we don't Oooops


Hard to keep a straight face

[FJRider]

I'm a lady... we don't Oooops


Hard to keep a straight face

As far as Ooop's go ... the waterproofs are great ... they channel the wet (and runny one's) out if you stand up.

The lumpy one's however ...

[007XX]

As far as Ooop's go ... the waterproofs are great ... they channel the wet (and runny one's) out if you stand up.

The lumpy one's however ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adult_diaper.