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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I'll give ya $50 if you can put ya balls in a cup of hot water........

    Actually, I'll make it $100
    haha and how much if it tastes remarkably like earl grey or english breakfast?

    Quote Originally Posted by swarfie View Post
    I'd give another hundy to see that!! I want to see Kai's scrotum...
    he he..

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I get to decide how hot the water is, and also how long the balls get to stay in.......
    haha, cool enough to drink, hot enough to make tea is fair.. and they stay in until the color of the water changes


    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    If they do it, it'll slow them down for the rest of the weekends racing.... my cunnning plan.... Mwahahahahahaha......
    haha like I need help slowing down..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast Eddie View Post
    haha and how much if it tastes remarkably like earl grey or english breakfast?
    I think it would be more like green tea......
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast Eddie View Post
    haha and how much if it tastes remarkably like earl grey or english breakfast?
    I'll give Drew $100 if he drinks it.......
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    This could be the go for him to make some money!
    Actually, Drew could get in on the act too!!

    I get to decide how hot the water is, and also how long the balls get to stay in.......
    I'll make it another hundy on top of the original hundy......

    If they do it, it'll slow them down for the rest of the weekends racing.... my cunnning plan.... Mwahahahahahaha......
    one cup water each--insert water and balls--light mini burners under said cups--run a betting book on how long balls stay in cup and who pulls first

    does this make me eligable to join this fratenity.
    winding up stucky since ages ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwi cowboy View Post
    one cup water each--insert water and balls--light mini burners under said cups--run a betting book on how long balls stay in cup and who pulls first

    does this make me eligable to join this fratenity.
    LEGEND!!

    Actually, to join us, you too have to be initiated like the above....... but, er...... no pulling first, makes ya last longer.....
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Kai and Drew - Jackass style........
    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I'll give Drew $100 if he drinks it.......
    Drew is a lot stupider than Kai my money is on him
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwi cowboy View Post
    one cup water each--insert water and balls--light mini burners under said cups--run a betting book on how long balls stay in cup and who pulls first

    does this make me eligable to join this fratenity.
    haha, looks like we have our evenings entertainment at Wangas!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Drew is a lot stupider than Kai my money is on him
    Cheers!

    I take any compliments I can get

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast Eddie View Post
    haha, looks like we have our evenings entertainment at Wangas!
    So long as it's not in the Hotel you can go for your life
    Quote Originally Posted by Fast Eddie View Post
    I take any compliments I can get
    I should have made sure you dont have a clutch plate branded on your arse before I made that comment
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Kai, I'm down with this. Loser also buys the winners beers for them.

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    And people think that "Teabaggers" is a political part in the states. Ha, evidently here its just what ya'll call a party....................................er, maybe not the party I want too much to do with though.
    Last edited by tail_end_charlie; 14th December 2012 at 20:30. Reason: Doh
    Disclaimer: I don't actually know what I'm talking about and everything I say should be taken as words of wisdom from a armchair general/mechanic/engineer/racer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tail_end_charlie View Post
    And people think that "Teabaggers" is a political part in the states. Ha, evidently here its just what ya'll call a party....................................er, maybe not the party I want too much to do with though.
    Bulshit. It's gonna be going off, and you wanna hang out with us cool kids like the rest!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    I should have made sure you dont have a clutch plate branded on your arse before I made that comment
    nup, clean and smooth as a glass of cream - comment stands

    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Kai, I'm down with this. Loser also buys the winners beers for them.
    hmm.. we will probably have to buy and drink the beer first anyway. I sure as hell wouldn't do it sober..
    edit: altho if ur riding ur bike up.. it may not be comfortable on the way back! burnt raw shnutsack!

    Quote Originally Posted by tail_end_charlie View Post
    maybe not the party I want too much to do with though.
    don't even trrrry and act like you aren't waiting for an invite..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Bulshit. It's gonna be going off, and you wanna hang out with us cool kids like the rest!
    Quote Originally Posted by Fast Eddie View Post
    don't even trrrry and act like you aren't waiting for an invite..

    Ok, ok, busted........to a point. I'm planning on going to Wanganui, and I know some of you cunts are headed there from Tauranga. However, I don't know anyone down there, so I would be keen to either help transport people down, or if thats not needed, catch a ride if one's available. Just a few rules however:

    1.) I can help out as a pit bitch (I know which end of the spanner to use at least, which must put me above Scrivy), but I ain't gonna be anyone's................................hotel bitch if you know what I mean.

    Yeah, thats probably the only rule I'm gonna stick too. Other than the gay shit, the sidecar crowd seem pretty.............interesting. Oh yeah, and I could probably bring a case of heiny or two along. Might have to bring my own case of Corona as well, I'm a high class cunt.
    Disclaimer: I don't actually know what I'm talking about and everything I say should be taken as words of wisdom from a armchair general/mechanic/engineer/racer.

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    This guys offering to help out complete strangers. He'd fit right in if he was a screaming fag like Scrivy.

    Those of us who don't like the cock, get the gay ones to buy all our stuff, (rear tyre is 20.0/ 9.5 r13 Scrivy, we'll accept the slick after all). It's how the system works.

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