The female species

[jellywrestler]

Ohh I could have some fun with you and this post my dear!!!

Im a chick...don't have hairy moobs thank goodness!!!

they're not moobs they're he hooters

[Disco Dan]

Kitty posted that simply because you thought you could get a straight answer on sex on KB

[Kittyhawk]

Kitty posted that simply because you thought you could get a straight answer on sex on KB

Disco ya purve!!! no Kitty for you tonight

[swtfa]

ya single biker mates get a new "woman"

This says it all - a "new woman" and at the moment she has him by the...

[Berries]

Is that Spit Roast this June?



Cos I have an opening.......

[Kittyhawk]

Is that Spit Roast this June?



Cos I have an opening.......

oooer!!!! where bouts?

[Kittyhawk]

My experience in such matters is she is unlikely to change her attitude towards you. If he becomes or is already fuck struck, watch for the bike to be replaced by a car in the near future. Seen it happen all to often I'm afraid.

I know it sounds cynical, but I lost 3 riding buddies in a similar way, all 3 times went like... Biker guy meets girl, she is attracted to exciting edgy slightly bad boy biker guy, even professes to loooove bikes. Once the poor sap got fuck struck, out came the sell bike and get a car/upgrade current car requests. Once the car has replaced bike, guy loses exciting edgy slightly bad boy biker buzz and she gets bored, then it's dump de doo. Where upon he plummets like a stone with the expensive HP finance boat anchor round his neck. As a result I have a strict policy of telling prospective partners, don't ever ask me to choose between you and bikes, because your not going to like the answer.

Yes I totally agree! A good riding mate of mine met a chick, sold the bike to buy an engagement ring!! And is totally controlled by her.....as for me, dont make me choose because bikes will always come first...Its MY baggage hahha

But yeah you are right, its the same every time a biker mate meets a woman....just in this case he is my neighbour, and we are always doing stuff....2 weeks ago we were heading out to go get stuff for my car, accidently rolled and hit a power pole!! I went into shock, he went into facebook and posted pics!!! I dont plan on changing for anyone, I am me...don't like who I am......not my problem

[gammaguy]

My experience in such matters is she is unlikely to change her attitude towards you. If he becomes or is already fuck struck, watch for the bike to be replaced by a car in the near future. Seen it happen all to often I'm afraid.

I know it sounds cynical, but I lost 3 riding buddies in a similar way, all 3 times went like... Biker guy meets girl, she is attracted to exciting edgy slightly bad boy biker guy, even professes to loooove bikes. Once the poor sap got fuck struck, out came the sell bike and get a car/upgrade current car requests. Once the car has replaced bike, guy loses exciting edgy slightly bad boy biker buzz and she gets bored, then it's dump de doo. Where upon he plummets like a stone with the expensive HP finance boat anchor round his neck. As a result I have a strict policy of telling prospective partners, don't ever ask me to choose between you and bikes, because your not going to like the answer.

dude,soounds like you just wrote the plot to the next Katherine my bum doesnt smell Heigl ROMCOM

you are so right i rofled

lucky for me I am not a born again biker cos i NEVER STOPPED

[sugilite:Me]

Yes I totally agree! A good riding mate of mine met a chick, sold the bike to buy an engagement ring!! And is totally controlled by her.....as for me, dont make me choose because bikes will always come first...Its MY baggage hahha

But yeah you are right, its the same every time a biker mate meets a woman....just in this case he is my neighbour, and we are always doing stuff....2 weeks ago we were heading out to go get stuff for my car, accidently rolled and hit a power pole!! I went into shock, he went into facebook and posted pics!!! I dont plan on changing for anyone, I am me...don't like who I am......not my problem

For an engagement ring FFS, he was always a lost cause
And good on you for having your priorities sorted!

dude,soounds like you just wrote the plot to the next Katherine my bum doesnt smell Heigl ROMCOM

you are so right i rofled

lucky for me I am not a born again biker cos i NEVER STOPPED

As you know, Same here, I have always had a road and dirt bike simultaneously since my teens. You may remember my 1st partner, I gave her the "Don't make me choose" speech straight after the 1st time she told me she loved me lol. To her credit she never did, and supported me spending ridiculous amounts of money on racing, but then I did reward her by buying her a brand new one of these below, I know you would approve GAMMA Guy (and very handy she was on it too!)

[gammaguy]

OI thats my bike LOL

[Berries]

oooer!!!! where bouts?

In June.

If friendships are friendships, and ya single biker mates get a new "woman" if that new woman they see you as a threat......(and seriously dislikes ya) what do you do?

Don't kid yourself. Behind every 'special' relationship between a single woman and a bloke who is attached there is one thing for certain. The bloke is thinking about banging you* More likely than not though nothing will happen, but it you want to be a true friend to him flash him a bit of flesh now and again for his next wank or when he is getting it on with the Mrs. He knows it, she certainly knows it which is why she sees you as a threat. It is something deep down in our genes that you cannot alter so I wouldn't worry about it. Just a watch a few more nature programmes to see how it is in the RW.


* - Unless of course one is a complete and utter swamp pig.

[Maha]

I like the jungle look!

I have photos of her eatin' meat....amazon stylez!

[Road kill]

In June.


Don't kid yourself. Behind every 'special' relationship between a single woman and a bloke who is attached there is one thing for certain. The bloke is thinking about banging you* More likely than not though nothing will happen, but it you want to be a true friend to him flash him a bit of flesh now and again for his next wank or when he is getting it on with the Mrs. He knows it, she certainly knows it which is why she sees you as a threat. It is something deep down in our genes that you cannot alter so I wouldn't worry about it. Just a watch a few more nature programmes to see how it is in the RW.


* - Unless of course one is a complete and utter swamp pig.

Spoil sport.

[Kittyhawk]

I have photos of her eatin' meat....amazon stylez!

I am highly concerned you have all these photos of me!

[BigAl]

Got a question for other female riders out there.....

R

Lemme get this straight.

1. So you are a girl even though your profile says guy...
2. You fancy the bike riding neighbour and so get into bikes so as to have common interests.
3. The neighbour is blind to all your subtle moves and some other chick gets her paws on him.
4. You then crash your car to get some sympathy, but even that doesn't work.
5. Girlfriend gives you the evils, she's prolly just cross eyed.
6. You ask for "agony aunt" advice on KB?......

Wtf, conclusion you are definitely a lesbo.