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    So when is this orgy taking place ?

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    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigAl View Post
    R

    Lemme get this straight.

    1. So you are a girl even though your profile says guy...I love how one little symbol can cause confusion....

    2. You fancy the bike riding neighbour and so get into bikes so as to have common interests. Just 20 years getting into it......
    3. The neighbour is blind to all your subtle moves and some other chick gets her paws on him. Im owned and feel sorry for the poor bastard who has to put up with me!
    4. You then crash your car to get some sympathy, but even that doesn't work. I crashed because I was down between his legs and choked as we went over a pothole.....
    5. Girlfriend gives you the evils, she's prolly just cross eyed. crazy eyes??
    6. You ask for "agony aunt" advice on KB?......I feel the love on here

    Wtf, conclusion you are definitely a lesbo.
    Quote Originally Posted by nzmikey View Post
    So when is this orgy taking place ?
    Well when you want to cum over lol?!
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigAl View Post
    R

    Lemme get this straight.

    1. So you are a girl even though your profile says guy...
    2. You fancy the bike riding neighbour and so get into bikes so as to have common interests.
    3. The neighbour is blind to all your subtle moves and some other chick gets her paws on him.
    4. You then crash your car to get some sympathy, but even that doesn't work.
    5. Girlfriend gives you the evils, she's prolly just cross eyed.
    6. You ask for "agony aunt" advice on KB?......

    Wtf, conclusion you are definitely a lesbo.
    Ironically your profile also can cause confusion BiGal.
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Ironically your profile also can cause confusion BiGal.
    You're right I'm a lesbo too

    This thread needs more Picts.
    "Sorry Officer, umm.... my yellow power band got stuck wide open"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigAl View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    I am highly concerned you have all these photos of me!
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    You just never know...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
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    You just never know...
    Ohh I miss that bike!! but I have to say, apart from more power the gixxer thou it does feel as nimble in the corners as the old 600!
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    What... its not pink???

    Nice bike and gixxer thou is even better.
    "Sorry Officer, umm.... my yellow power band got stuck wide open"

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    I appreciated the mint timing to get the blurring of the fingers more than the bike.
    Mind you, its only a Suzi.

    What are we talking about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sugilite View Post
    My experience in such matters is she is unlikely to change her attitude towards you. If he becomes or is already fuck struck, watch for the bike to be replaced by a car in the near future. Seen it happen all to often I'm afraid.

    I know it sounds cynical, but I lost 3 riding buddies in a similar way, all 3 times went like... Biker guy meets girl, she is attracted to exciting edgy slightly bad boy biker guy, even professes to loooove bikes. Once the poor sap got fuck struck, out came the sell bike and get a car/upgrade current car requests. Once the car has replaced bike, guy loses exciting edgy slightly bad boy biker buzz and she gets bored, then it's dump de doo. Where upon he plummets like a stone with the expensive HP finance boat anchor round his neck. As a result I have a strict policy of telling prospective partners, don't ever ask me to choose between you and bikes, because your not going to like the answer.
    And your still alone or even worse GAY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Got a question for other female riders out there.....

    We are slightly different in that we love bikes, hanging with other bikers, and get on well with the male species....And its soo much easier having male friends cos they aren't as catty as some females!

    If friendships are friendships, and ya single biker mates get a new "woman" if that new woman they see you as a threat......(and seriously dislikes ya) what do you do?

    I wont change for anyone, treat my friends as family and have nothing to hide, or do "secret friendships" with guys....

    Why don't you tell Grant that you love him

    I'm sure he already knows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 307a View Post
    And your still alone or even worse GAY
    Don't start a 0900 psychic line anytime soon sport, was married 25 years to the woman I 1st said it too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sugilite View Post
    Don't start a 0900 psychic line anytime soon sport, was married 25 years to the woman I 1st said it too.
    Ok then, what's the odds I have the next prediction right ?

    Mmmmmmm ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 307a View Post
    Ok then, what's the odds I have the next prediction right ?

    Mmmmmmm ?
    Go on, give it a crack

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