Homer Simpson maybe?
http://www.stuff.co.nz/manawatu-stan...s-in-Hokowhitu
Hardcore Biker
Homer Simpson maybe?
http://www.stuff.co.nz/manawatu-stan...s-in-Hokowhitu
Que?
He'll make Superintendent in no time with such investigative skills.Originally Posted by Acting Senior Sergeant Phil Ward
Forum whore
I fought the door and the door won, I fought the door and the door one, I fought ......
Forum whore
He is lucky it was a flexible door and not a brick wall he ran in to.....
Hardcore Biker
Oh I say, not in Hokowhitu!
Genuine hp
Oh so that's the sequence, open garage door then enter.
"Sorry Officer, umm.... my yellow power band got stuck wide open"
Grumpy Old Bastard
Battery in the door opener was prolly flat, eh.
Oh so that's the sequence, open garage door then enter.
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Forum whore
Did someone mention battery..?
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Forum whore
Yeah, a shit one.Did someone mention battery..?
They beat you to it.
Forum whore
a guy at work did something similar a couple of years ago. his wife heard him coming so pressed the button to open the garage door and he pressed his. he thought the door was opening as he ride into the garage but it was closing - knocked him off - damaged bike and car and a hole in the wall
Hardcore Biker
What a hoot!!!
SH1 rider
appears there are two wheel dents half way up that door. Guess in reality it is one wheel and a head
Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. --- Unknown sage
Anarchic Wild Child
Yeah .. that's not very bright .. in fact it's downright stupid ...
But as the accident happened on private property I wonder why the police are involved ... (Uness that's not where he lives and he was not trying to park the bike in the garage ...)
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
No8 Wire Extraordinaire
Well yeah, if he was going too fast he'd have hit the back wall just as convincingly.
I guess if he was stationary it might not have happened.
I can laugh & laugh, but this has actually happened to me.
I was about 11 & I opened the garage door enough to push my LoLine 20 out & pedal to the shops to get a comic. It was drizzling. I came down the steep drive & applied the brakes. My sisters bike had lever brakes & my brothers back pedal. Sadly I was on my sisters old bike & the brakes didn't do squat for several feet as I realised that the door was now too low for my seated position & the braking distance now too short.
Knocked the bottom of the door out of the rail with me face, but I'm still beautiful (if a little dizzy).
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
Hardcore Biker
Another hoot Dave!! Gotta make you laugh - now. Did me.Well yeah, if he was going too fast he'd have hit the back wall just as convincingly.
I guess if he was stationary it might not have happened
I can laugh & laugh, but this has actually happened to me.
I was about 11 & I opened the garage door enough to push my LoLine 20 out & pedal to the shops to get a comic. It was drizzling. I came down the steep drive & applied the brakes. My sisters bike had lever brakes & my brothers back pedal. Sadly I was on my sisters old bike & the brakes didn't do squat for several feet as I realised that the door was now too low for my seated position & the braking distance now too short.
Knocked the bottom of the door out of the rail with me face, but I'm still beautiful (if a little dizzy
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