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  1. 16th April 2013, 18:58 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by reggie1198 View Post
    They all deserve what they get, I think I was able to count only one leather jacket in the whole bunch, all wearing fucking t shirts.
    That chicks arse hung over both sides of the rear tyre, a 400 section at least I reckon
    Her arse or the tyre?
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    I'm thinking the rear wheel locked up due to her groin being wedged under the tail. Shit that would hurt!


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    Bump n grind.


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    I think he misheard. They said put on a rubber. Not put her on rubber.



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    Would you want sex after that? Would be like making love to a 12" Subway sandwich
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    Skidmarks on the outside?
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    She looks smokin hot and she is going to need a burn out pad after that!
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    Probably no sex for me either - and I didn't even get to go for a ride; what's your point?
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    Well that is one way to get a brazillian I spose. Bridgestone should get in on the action...

    The Bridgestone Battlax Brazillian!!!
    With their Ultraction Compound - Increases mileage and grip performance. Riders can enjoy riding with confidence.

    Center Compound consists of high-grip compound which has the ideal balance for powerful holding, and wear-resistant properties.

    New Tread Pattern derived from BT-003 is tuned for increased WET grip and shock absorption.

    MS-BELT offers good absorption of shock and excellent stability. It also enhances slide controllability.
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    Quote Originally Posted by merv View Post
    That said, what is up with the design of sports bikes and naked these days where they seem to be getting shorter at the seat level (cruisers too) exposing more of the rear wheel anyway except for spindly plate holders?
    Styling and weight savings.
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    that's gonna leave a mark.
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    'No sex for him tonight', squids shouldn't have sex, ever. We don't need them breeding on their stupidity. It should be illegal for squids to exist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Well that is one way to get a brazillian I spose. Bridgestone should get in on the action...

    The Bridgestone Battlax Brazillian!!!
    With their Ultraction Compound - Increases mileage and grip performance. Riders can enjoy riding with confidence.

    Center Compound consists of high-grip compound which has the ideal balance for powerful holding, and wear-resistant properties.

    New Tread Pattern derived from BT-003 is tuned for increased WET grip and shock absorption.

    MS-BELT offers good absorption of shock and excellent stability. It also enhances slide controllability.
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