Marital status?

[Haggis2]

What about being buggered by a big black man?

[Stirts]

Damn it, just realised that the 'separated' option should have been split into 'separated with the chance of reconciliation' and 'separated with no chance of reconciliation'.

Where is the "E-vorce" option?
When you change your "marital status" on facebook. This can be temporary or permanent depending on the seriousness of the situation.

Temporary;
"Hey you, your status says you are single again, wanna root?

"No, my wife just e-vorced me for the day since I forgot to put the seat down, she will get over it and fix the status later"

Permanent;
Wife: Hey Numbnuts we have to talk.
Husband: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhargggggh.
Wife: I've decided I just can't do this anymore. So I want an e-vorce.
Husband: Don't say things you might regret later.
Wife: It's too late. I've already removed you from my facebook friends list.
Husband: I see. I'll just pack my digital stuff and move it over to my page.
Wife: Don't worry. I already deleted it

[mashman]

I'm married, didn't want to be, she did, and as I could leave her whether married or not it was always going to be one less thing to have to go through each time a friend gets married, so WTF.

[Maha]

Yet another inane poll that has no credence or relevance what so ever on a Motorcycle forum.
Maybe more suited for NZ Dating or FB where a large amount of the rant stuff posted, is overlooked by the masses of seemingly intelligent humans, or not in some cases.

PS: I am very happily married, so much so that my life is overwhelmingly complete.

[FJRider]

With kids, and a mortgage, and no hope of escape, ever...

Look on the bright side ... if the relationship ends. You get (ok .. entitled to) half of whatever is left ... that she hasn't already taken .....

[Hitcher]

OK. I'm married. Which box should I tick?

And what is "Single Marriage"? Marriage, legally, involves two people. Multiple marriage as yet hasn't been legalised. Perhaps next year?

[Katman]

OK. I'm married. Which box should I tick?

And what is "Single Marriage"? Marriage, legally, involves two people. Multiple marriage as yet hasn't been legalised. Perhaps next year?

Refer post #11.

[Katman]

Yet another inane poll that has no credence or relevance what so ever on a Motorcycle forum.
Maybe more suited for NZ Dating or FB where a large amount of the rant stuff posted, is overlooked by the masses of seemingly intelligent humans, or not in some cases.

Coming from you Mark, that hurts - if you know what I mean.

[FJRider]

What about being buggered by a big black man?

Your own sexual preferences ... are your own business ...


There will be other forums for that ... probably ...

[Jantar]

OK, I ticked divorced, but that isn't really true.

My first marriage lasted 17 years 6 months. I am now married for the second time and that has lasted 17 years 9 months so far. I think i'll give it another month or three to see if it's permanent this time.

[FJRider]

OK. I'm married. Which box should I tick?

Technically ... being married means ALL your boxes are already ticked. (your wife does that for you)


The only box you need to concern yourself with .. in the future ... has handles down each side.

[Stirts]

What about being buggered by a big black man?

There will be other forums for that ... probably ...

Sure is...

www.bigblackcock.com

[FJRider]

Sure is...

www.bigblackcock.com

That you know of (at least) one ... does not surprise me ... just the speed of reply ...

[Maha]

Coming from you Mark, that hurts - if you know what I mean.

You say that now....

This ‘Poll’ is without substance.
It’s a survey at best, a survey that requires the bored an uninitiated to feel involved in something other than lesbian/homo talk..speaking of which, where is Madness?

[Banditbandit]

What about being buggered by a big black man?

Have you been seeing my mate Hone again ???