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    A u-turn by a VW per chance? (oooo ... not sure I want to join in this shit fight ... ... oh well .. shit happens
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    Quote Originally Posted by 328FTW View Post
    Sorry VWs just turn me on so much, it's a wonder that manlet can handle all the pussy he pulls with a golf.
    It is so powerful that the pussy is like stretched whale lips when its finished.
    He just fucks the folds after.
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    Quote Originally Posted by madandy View Post
    That VW faggot barely warranted a second thought let alone a street fight
    One thing you have to remember is the US has a lot of trained killers walking and driving their streets.
    And many of these guys are guys that couldn't get ordinary jobs ... often because they were a little weird to start with.
    It really does pay, therefore, to be a little circumspect with any hot-head that appears agitated and in your face. ... unless you have a gun ... and no conscience ... and no one is watching.

    But also you do have to remember:

    'you can be the shit, flash the fattest 5
    Have the biggest dick, but when your shell get hit
    You aint worth spit, just a memory.'


    UNLESS; like me, even though you walk through the valley of the shadow of death, you fear no evil, because you are the baddest bad ass in the valley. Then ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smifffy View Post
    Quite possibly I would have gotten off the bike and met him halfway when I saw the door being opened. Then I probably would have got my ass beat...
    You don't let him get out of the car if you want an advantage.
    Better still,
    Drive around him for the win.
    Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
    One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.

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    Except that the trained killers are more likely to be the ones simply riding their motorcycle, minding their own business, not looking to get into a stoush with a cock wanting to prove the size of his testicles. Trained killers know they have the goods when TSHTF.

    Trained killers don't get agitated and in your face over traffic shit.

    "There are men in this world who go about demanding to be killed. They argue in gambling games; they jump out of their cars in a rage if someone so much as scratches their fender. These people wander through the streets calling out "Kill me, kill me." - Vito Corleone


    Quote Originally Posted by Hinny View Post
    One thing you have to remember is the US has a lot of trained killers walking and driving their streets.
    And many of these guys are guys that couldn't get ordinary jobs ... often because they were a little weird to start with.
    It really does pay, therefore, to be a little circumspect with any hot-head that appears agitated and in your face. ... unless you have a gun ... and no conscience ... and no one is watching.

    But also you do have to remember:

    'you can be the shit, flash the fattest 5
    Have the biggest dick, but when your shell get hit
    You aint worth spit, just a memory.'


    UNLESS; like me, even though you walk through the valley of the shadow of death, you fear no evil, because you are the baddest bad ass in the valley. Then ...
    Keep on chooglin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smifffy View Post
    Except that the trained killers are more likely to be the ones simply riding their motorcycle, minding their own business, not looking to get into a stoush with a cock wanting to prove the size of his testicles. Trained killers know they have the goods when TSHTF.

    Trained killers don't get agitated and in your face over traffic shit.
    In what world is this a reality?
    Lala land?
    Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
    One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.

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    So, a guy gets slapped and half of KB is off for helmet touching orgies?
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Hinny View Post
    In what world is this a reality?
    Lala land?
    You don't hear about Chuck Norris starting fights because someone cut him off in traffic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonu View Post
    You don't hear about Chuck Norris starting fights because someone cut him off in traffic.
    Then again, I'm not sure you really hear about any sane people starting fights over that either...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonu View Post
    You don't hear about Chuck Norris starting fights because someone cut him off in traffic.
    Nobody cuts off Chuck Norris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Road kill View Post
    Nobody cuts off Chuck Norris.
    His chin gets in the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Road kill View Post
    Nobody cuts off Chuck Norris.
    Or Dirty Harry, unless they are feeling lucky.
    "Sorry Officer, umm.... my yellow power band got stuck wide open"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hinny View Post
    In what world is this a reality?
    Lala land?
    How many trained killers do you, personally, know?

    I don't mean your mate that did 3 years in the TF BTW.
    Keep on chooglin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonu View Post
    You don't hear about Chuck Norris starting fights because someone cut him off in traffic.
    Chuck Norris came out before the last Presidential election and stated that the election of Barrack Obama would lead to 'a Thousand Years of Darkness.'
    He's an idiot.

    As for the trained killers, what the hell do you call all those veterans wandering the streets of America?
    As Bob Dylan sang, 'They took a fresh faced kid and they made a killer out of him that's what they did.'
    These young men come back from US wars with very different values and mindsets to the average guy wandering the streets of NZ.
    They have a lot of mixed up young men who have been trained to kill on somebody else's say so. The next guy up in the gang. Don't need a reason, just do as they are told.
    Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
    One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.

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    Right, so your trained killers are actually the PTSD suffering conscripts/draftees from the late 60's early 70's as poetically imagined by Bob Dylan in order to sell records and raise political awareness to oppose the war. Sorry, I thought you knew what you were talking about when you first raised the point.

    My bad.



    Quote Originally Posted by Hinny View Post
    Chuck Norris came out before the last Presidential election and stated that the election of Barrack Obama would lead to 'a Thousand Years of Darkness.'
    He's an idiot.

    As for the trained killers, what the hell do you call all those veterans wandering the streets of America?
    As Bob Dylan sang, 'They took a fresh faced kid and they made a killer out of him that's what they did.'
    These young men come back from US wars with very different values and mindsets to the average guy wandering the streets of NZ.
    They have a lot of mixed up young men who have been trained to kill on somebody else's say so. The next guy up in the gang. Don't need a reason, just do as they are told.
    Keep on chooglin'

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