Young chicks, BJs and pineapple juice

[unstuck]

I really like pineapple lumps too. Chocolate and pineapple.

[Laava]

Smother the old fella with wipped cream & Sherbet with a cherry on top for added pizzazz.

If that don't do the trick, the dog will thank you for it

I have done that! Looked so fucken good I ate it myself!

[sketch]

during a phase i went through drinking at least a box of tropical just juice a day my gf at the time commented that it tasted better...... but i always found her drinking a couple of jim beams too many was more effective in getting her to guzzle the shit back....

[george formby]

I have done that! Looked so fucken good I ate it myself!

The minds eye is a terrible thing. You will forever be a stooped knob gobbler after that bit of banter.

To ease my pain I imagine you used a spoon.

[mashman]

If that don't do the trick, the dog will thank you for it

That is a reference to the household pet right

[Oakie]

There was a story about a Mrs Blewitt on TV tonight. I wonder if she did.

[Smifffy]

The minds eye is a terrible thing. You will forever be a stooped knob gobbler after that bit of banter.

To ease my pain I imagine you used a spoon.

It wasn't the mind's eye he was talking about...

[Berries]

So........ Any of you girls out there like the taste of chocolate

I do like my strawberry cheesecake.

[avgas]

I love women who eat lots of fruit. However be careful gents if they eat too much and gets too excited your goatee will get a new shade of brown

[PrincessBandit]

I think the most unpalatable part of the OP is the fact that these girls obviously felt the need to share their worldly experience (real, imagined or exaggerated) with everyone within earshot. In my experience of overhearing conversations that one wouldn't usually consider public material, it's often n00bs boasting that they're "getting some" at last. Most people to whom these things are not a new experience don't feel the need to share with all and sundry.

[unstuck]

I think the most unpalatable part of the OP is the fact that these girls obviously felt the need to share their worldly experience (real, imagined or exaggerated) with everyone within earshot. In my experience of overhearing conversations that one wouldn't usually consider public material, it's often n00bs boasting that they're "getting some" at last. Most people to whom these things are not a new experience don't feel the need to share with all and sundry.

Teenage girls are stupid stupid creatures, unless your a teenage boy of course.

[Laava]

The minds eye is a terrible thing. You will forever be a stooped knob gobbler after that bit of banter.

To ease my pain I imagine you used a spoon.

I love a good spooning!

[avgas]

Most people to whom these things are not a new experience don't feel the need to share with all and sundry.

So now for you sucking cock is like smoking a fine pipe?

[98tls]

No idea about the pineapple but can vouch for a Baileys,stayed a night in the Museum hotel in Wellington years back and the chick i was with starts getting liberal with said Baileys so when in Rome etc i return the favour,there was though a fucking mess in the bed come morninglooked like someone had shit all through the bed so we paid the bill and boosted....looking back maybe she did shit all through the bed? Crazy bitch though fun at the time.

[MisterD]

Early-onset dementia is a terrible thing, so it is.