Which of you bastards has cleaned a fuken iron roof?

**Brett** · 4th January 2014, 14:52

There was a bloke called WINJA who used to rock these forums. Word has it, that man knew roof care. Look him up. LIKED CAPS DID THAT MAN.

**Hitcher** · 4th January 2014, 15:44

This thread needs a pedant: You'll find that there are no such things in New Zealand as "iron" roofs. These are generally made from steel.

**Woodman** · 4th January 2014, 16:05

Originally Posted by Hitcher

This thread needs a pedant: You'll find that there are no such things in New Zealand as "iron" roofs. These are generally made from steel.

What are anoraks made of ?

**bogan** · 4th January 2014, 16:08

Originally Posted by Woodman

What are anoraks made of ?

Woven neckbeard?

**Smifffy** · 4th January 2014, 17:17

Originally Posted by Hitcher

This thread needs a pedant: You'll find that there are no such things in New Zealand as "iron" roofs. These are generally made from steel.

Is someone that likes pedants a pedophile?

**Akzle** · 4th January 2014, 18:11

Originally Posted by Smifffy

Is someone that likes pedants a pedophile?

no, a pedantophile.

Originally Posted by Hitcher

This thread needs a pedant: You'll find that there are no such things in New Zealand as "iron" roofs. These are generally made from steel.

oh hitcher, you asshole.

corrugated iron. standard lingo since ages ago.

now, come clean my fucken roof.

**Swoop** · 4th January 2014, 18:22

Originally Posted by Akzle

now, come clean my fucken roof.

The correct phrase is "paint my roof you bastards". Use of caps lock is optional at this stage.

**SVboy** · 4th January 2014, 19:46

I assume this is part of your community service?

**Akzle** · 4th January 2014, 20:29

Originally Posted by SVboy

I assume this is part of your community service?

your wife, should any female have the misfortune of being such, is welcome to tongue my balls.
And ring gear.

**Akzle** · 4th January 2014, 20:32

Originally Posted by Swoop

The correct phrase is "paint my roof you bastards". Use of caps lock is optional at this stage.

meh. Your phraseology lacks too much 'fuken' and could do with some cunt and a sprinkling of jew.

**SVboy** · 4th January 2014, 20:40

Originally Posted by Akzle

your wife, should any female have the misfortune of being such, is welcome to tongue my balls.
And ring gear.

Indeed I have a wife: I imagine you have a hand. I also imagine it goes to sleep on you. I told my wife of your kind invitation but when I explained your were a loser beneficiary with an unpainted corrigated iron roof on a caravan in northland she just laughed and laughed! Then I told her you didnt even have a bike.........

**Akzle** · 4th January 2014, 20:44

Originally Posted by SVboy

Indeed I have a wife: I imagine you have a hand. I also imagine it goes to sleep on you. I told my wife of your kind invitation but when I explained your were a loser beneficiary with an unpainted corrigated iron roof on a caravan in northland she just laughed and laughed! Then I told her you didnt even have a bike.........

this just needed immortalising as a post quote cos it's so full of win.

**Akzle** · 4th January 2014, 23:05

Originally Posted by Robbo

Got the solution for ya Rob. Get settled in your favourite outdoor chair with a crate of your favourite ale. Lock the kids indoors and get your granny to do the roof.
I'd like to come and help you out but i'm busy that day (what day was that again?) No need to thank me.

Cheers

its too farken hot to be outdoors, rest assured i wont be dehydrating in a hurry.
Lock gran and put the kids on the roof y' reckon... Maybe iv had a few enough already.... Nah its just the heat, surely!
(34 fuken degrees!)