Wellington - 'Afternoon Delight' spots

**Oakie** · 15th January 2008, 13:44

Originally Posted by Number One

Just don't be up there on the windturbine scaring the tourists!!!

Oh. So that 'woooo oooo oooo' sound may not just be the sound of the wind passing over the blades then.

**Patch** · 12th February 2008, 05:21

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Nope - only ever did it outside once when Trashy was still living in Welly, but that was more from necessity as we were tired of his flatmates bursting in on us when the urge took us. Saw a number of suitable spots when I went off exploring but I'm bggered if I can remember where they are.

Jog any memories

for you two adventurous peeps

**Riff Raff** · 12th February 2008, 06:10

Bwahahahahaha. Ah the romance!!!

**Number One** · 15th January 2014, 21:10

Got me some fine new wheels... ladies, gents...and others.

Tell me your fav naughty spots. Perhaps we can run a calendar to check we don't ever clash?

Oh KB memories...now just point me at the threads I want easily dammit

**Ocean1** · 15th January 2014, 21:28

A gentleman never tells.

Besides, you'd need air.

**Madness** · 15th January 2014, 21:39

Seeing as I'm not down that way often these days I'll share one.

Muhunoa East Road, Ohau, just south of Levin. A Km or so off S.H.1 (to the east, duh) there's a lovely spot under some trees beside a stream. It's been a while since I was there so this does come with a disclaimer.

**Number One** · 15th January 2014, 21:52

Originally Posted by Ocean1

A gentleman never tells.

Besides, you'd need air.

Tease

happy hows yer father and all that to you too

Originally Posted by Madness

Seeing as I'm not down that way often these days I'll share one.

Muhunoa East Road, Ohau, just south of Levin. A Km or so off S.H.1 (to the east, duh) there's a lovely spot under some trees beside a stream. It's been a while since I was there so this does come with a disclaimer.

Noted and pinned

**koba** · 15th January 2014, 21:53

Jeee heee bus, never saw this back in the day.

Crazy, Crazy, Crazy!

Anyone been up to the Massey Memorial lately?

**Berries** · 15th January 2014, 22:22

When you fly in to Wellington airport from the north there is a hill on your left with some kind of memorial on it.

The marble is quite cold.

EDIT - Fuck. I thought I was being original at the time, and a little bit risque, but if it was the Massey Memorial I owe the ex an apology. Mind you, she was the Wellingtonian. Ah fuck, I feel used. And a little bit dirty.

**BuzzardNZ** · 16th January 2014, 06:56

Originally Posted by Berries

When you fly in to Wellington airport from the north there is a hill on your left with some kind of memorial on it.

The marble is quite cold.

EDIT - Fuck. I thought I was being original at the time, and a little bit risque, but if it was the Massey Memorial I owe the ex an apology. Mind you, she was the Wellingtonian. Ah fuck, I feel used. And a little bit dirty.

I used to go jogging up Masseys Memorial with my dog. I saw a couple rooting under a tree up there and my damn dog got off the leash and ran up to them and started licking the dudes arse. I just kept on jogging

**mashman** · 16th January 2014, 07:04

I've got kids so that sort of shit doesn't happen anymore

**nudemetalz** · 16th January 2014, 07:57

Originally Posted by mashman

I've got kids so that sort of shit doesn't happen anymore

Totally agree !!

**Banditbandit** · 16th January 2014, 08:27

The Kaitoke Regional Park on the way to the 'takas offers some nice secluded, shady spots beside a nice stream to bath in afterwards. And it's a nice ride out there ...

Just over the top of the hill on the way to Makara ... on the left as you go towards Makara ... also on the same road there's a nice valley at the bottom of the hill with shadey spots beside the stream ...

There's also a nice secluded cemetery just below Vic Uni on (I think) Salamanka Road ... (just might have to fight the students for space .. but it's close to the city)

Below Crawford Prison there's some nice secluded spots in the trees ... on both sides of the peninsula ... and it's a nice ride around there.

Go through Wainuiomata and south to the Orongorongo park .. if you take a bike around the coats from there (and there are obvious spots to stop) you can also ride the bikes up the Orongorongo River .. off road bikes that is ... plenty of places there.

(But no guarantees as I left WGTN in 1988.)

**Ratti** · 16th January 2014, 08:43

Wainui coast. But not on a Tuesday evening-the BRONZ slow ride goes out there sometimes.
i have afternoons off work so up the Otaki forks road is within reach too.