Wellington - 'Afternoon Delight' spots

**Paul in NZ** · 16th January 2014, 11:12

Of all the things that may possibly get me excited - doing it outside is not really one of them... Oh it has happened but there are just far too many loose sticks, stones, assorted prickly things and highly abrasive sand to encounter.

But - each to their own...

**merv** · 16th January 2014, 12:20

Yeah Paul, they invented beds for this kind of thing eh, or houses where the kids have left home.

**insomnia01** · 16th January 2014, 12:27

Whareroa beach

nobody around, yet you can see people/traffic on the other side of lake Taupo..... awesome spot

**Paul in NZ** · 16th January 2014, 12:31

Originally Posted by merv

Yeah Paul, they invented beds for this kind of thing eh, or houses where the kids have left home.

Exactly....

**mashman** · 16th January 2014, 12:35

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Exactly....

And legs... good for the quads

**rustyrobot** · 16th January 2014, 12:48

Originally Posted by mashman

Ironic that the very activity has us in the position we are now. Do you think the kids are asleep yet darling.

Sigh. It's a wonder anyone manages to have more than one child. It's not a very sound evolutionary trait.

At the beginning our baby seemed to know and start crying whenever things got interesting, then as he got older: "What's that noise? Is someone robbing the house?" "Ummm... we're wrestling" "Wrestling? Me too! Yeaaaargh!" (Flying leap on to the bed).

**mashman** · 16th January 2014, 13:46

Originally Posted by rustyrobot

Sigh. It's a wonder anyone manages to have more than one child. It's not a very sound evolutionary trait.

At the beginning our baby seemed to know and start crying whenever things got interesting, then as he got older: "What's that noise? Is someone robbing the house?" "Ummm... we're wrestling" "Wrestling? Me too! Yeaaaargh!" (Flying leap on to the bed).

heh... prop the door up with something. The missus usually works best as there's a little push back. Also works as a warning system should little hands try to push the door open. Fortunately ours are heavy sleepers.

**James Deuce** · 16th January 2014, 13:46

Originally Posted by rustyrobot

At the beginning our baby seemed to know and start crying whenever things got interesting, then as he got older: "What's that noise? Is someone robbing the house?" "Ummm... we're wrestling" "Wrestling? Me too! Yeaaaargh!" (Flying leap on to the bed).

That's how kids accidentally get an eye poked out.

**Number One** · 17th January 2014, 07:43

Originally Posted by mashman

I've got kids so that sort of shit doesn't happen anymore

Originally Posted by nudemetalz

Totally agree !!

Originally Posted by mashman

Ironic that the very activity has us in the position we are now. Do you think the kids are asleep yet darling.

Piss Poor Excuse boys. Get your shit together

Originally Posted by Ratti

Wainui coast. But not on a Tuesday evening-the BRONZ slow ride goes out there sometimes.
i have afternoons off work so up the Otaki forks road is within reach too.

Tuesdays it is then

**Number One** · 17th January 2014, 07:45

Originally Posted by James Deuce

That's how kids accidentally get an eye poked out.

So long they got one good eye they'll get on in life

**Number One** · 17th January 2014, 07:54

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Of all the things that may possibly get me excited - doing it outside is not really one of them... Oh it has happened but there are just far too many loose sticks, stones, assorted prickly things and highly abrasive sand to encounter.

But - each to their own...

awwww you have a tender booty huh? Poor guy - I'm so sorry...take a picnic blanket ya wuss!

Originally Posted by merv

Yeah Paul, they invented beds for this kind of thing eh, or houses where the kids have left home.

Geez get in touch with your sense of adventure old timers... feel your inner caveman.

**Paul in NZ** · 17th January 2014, 08:06

Originally Posted by Number One

awwww you have a tender booty huh? Poor guy - I'm so sorry...take a picnic blanket ya wuss!

You are of course assuming its MY bootie closest to the sticks and gravel... May not be the case... But a gentleman would never reveal this.

No, I love the great outdoors but its not a space that makes me feel intimate for some reason... I'm happy for you that you have found your thing of course...

I suspect in part the reason I don't find it exciting is that I do love the outdoors and am regularly in it. I have on several occasions 'disturbed' the beast with two backs while chasing the dog who was chasing 'wabbits' or simply strolling for the good of my health... Contray to popular beilief most naked people don't actually look like porn stars... Some images can be quite disturbing and rather rub the lustre off certain activities... Appologies if it was your nether regions Rhubarb the Dogs wet nose entered down the beach....

**Number One** · 17th January 2014, 08:40

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

You are of course assuming its MY bootie closest to the sticks and gravel... May not be the case... But a gentleman would never reveal this.

No, I love the great outdoors but its not a space that makes me feel intimate for some reason... I'm happy for you that you have found your thing of course...

I suspect in part the reason I don't find it exciting is that I do love the outdoors and am regularly in it. I have on several occasions 'disturbed' the beast with two backs while chasing the dog who was chasing 'wabbits' or simply strolling for the good of my health... Contray to popular beilief most naked people don't actually look like porn stars... Some images can be quite disturbing and rather rub the lustre off certain activities... Appologies if it was your nether regions Rhubarb the Dogs wet nose entered down the beach....

Ha ha ha ha haaaaa I don't doubt the scars you carry from your surprise finds

and ya just never know right...