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    Fishy fingers

    How do you remove the smell of fish and bait off yer fingers?
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Get her to douche first.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Get her to douche first.
    Bahahaha Had to expect that Mash!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    How do you remove the smell of fish and bait off yer fingers?
    Don't go to PaknSave?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    How do you remove the smell of fish and bait off yer fingers?
    Wash your hands with toothpaste (add a small amount of water) and then rinse clean. Yes it really works

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    What you been doin??




    Seriously though a cut Lemon

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    Quote Originally Posted by T.W.R View Post
    What you been doin??


    Seriously though a cut Lemon
    Yeah, the actual answer, is as above. Citrus.

    And the Mrs reckons sugar? I'll take her word for it.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    fresh fish doesnt smell.
    Bait? Wash yer hands in da ocean

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Get her to douche first.
    S'alright, she's sparkling minty fresh now.

    Quote Originally Posted by RoscoP View Post
    Wash your hands with toothpaste (add a small amount of water) and then rinse clean. Yes it really works
    Works on vagina's, not fingers.

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    What you been doin??

    Seriously though a cut Lemon
    Fushin with the family. Well, they fished and I ran around like a fuckin monkey looking at my rod wondering when I'd get a cast.

    The lemon worked for a few minutes, now we're back to fush... albeit with a hint of mint.

    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Yeah, the actual answer, is as above. Citrus.

    And the Mrs reckons sugar? I'll take her word for it.
    Might need to do me a finger bowl.

    Hmmmmm, that's next on the list. Might try washing powder after that.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    fresh fish doesnt smell.
    Bait? Wash yer hands in da ocean
    It does when yer gutting it, scaling it and preparing it for the family. Some fucker told me spotty was "ok" to eat. The aftertaste nearly made me puke.
    Mackerel and Squid. Wouldn't my hands end up covered in shit?
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Spotty! Haha how big were the fillets?
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    The cure-all PETROL

    lol spotties are throw back material...rats of the sea, somebody was having you on

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Spotty! Haha how big were the fillets?
    Not big. 3 about 5/6 inches, with a couple of 3's that the girls landed. The sugar just hurt my hands.

    Quote Originally Posted by T.W.R View Post
    The cure-all PETROL

    lol spotties are throw back material...rats of the sea, somebody was having you on
    I'm going to pour petrol on them and set them on fire... the fish that is, not the guy that said they could be eaten. Mind you, he didn't say enjoyed and the missus didn't get the aftertaste. I'll remind her of that later. I was just eyeing the WD-40 though.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by T.W.R View Post
    The cure-all PETROL

    lol spotties are throw back material...rats of the sea, somebody was having you on
    Yup, Petrol. Then set it alight. Works everytime.











    Well your a silly enough bugger to believe spottys are a good eating fish.
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    Put your bike gloves on and go for a long ride.

    Eating spottys.......
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