Ask Uncle for shit advice

**skippa1** · 5th February 2014, 17:49

Originally Posted by husaberg

First things first tell your sexual partners which by the subsequent posts Madness has .

Then glue on some domes and call them piercings........

Looks normal to me....just missing the blood

**husaberg** · 5th February 2014, 17:50

Originally Posted by ellipsis

...why is it that sometimes life seems so superficial, boring and really getting to be like a second hand chocolate fish, when in reality we all know it is super exciting and loads and loads of fun, and sometime soon it will all unfold and and all your dreams and aspirations are just moments away from being fulfilled...

I think you should stop reading facebook and tell your wife its time you had more blow jobs.......start with 3 a day and see a prostitute if the symptoms persist....

**husaberg** · 5th February 2014, 17:53

Originally Posted by skippa1

Looks normal to me....just missing the blood

You think he should just harden up.............So just how often to you see his scrotum skippa

**skippa1** · 5th February 2014, 18:00

Originally Posted by husaberg

You think he should just harden up.............So just how often to you see his scrotum skippa

I can only speak for mine....too old to get to see others

**husaberg** · 5th February 2014, 18:05

Originally Posted by skippa1

I can only speak for mine....too old to get to see others

You realise its rude to look at others in the urinals aye...........only a nod and a comment about the footy is acceptable.
anything more is a slippery slope to George Micheal...........

**skippa1** · 5th February 2014, 18:09

Originally Posted by husaberg

You realise its rude to look at others in the urinals aye...........only a nod and a comment about the footy is acceptable.
anything more is a slippery slope to George Micheal...........

Nothing wrong with making a genuine comparison

**Mom** · 5th February 2014, 18:18

My husband thinks I look like an Armish bloke after I forked out some $$$ today for a hair cut. Should I be worried? Or just embrace his "kinky" side?

**husaberg** · 5th February 2014, 18:22

Originally Posted by skippa1

Nothing wrong with making a genuine comparison

How often do you often carry around a bar of soap?

**skippa1** · 5th February 2014, 18:24

Originally Posted by husaberg

How often do you often carry around a bar of soap?

How often do you think about me carrying around soap?

**husaberg** · 5th February 2014, 18:28

Originally Posted by Mom

My husband thinks I look like an Armish bloke after I forked out some $$$ today for a hair cut. Should I be worried? Or just embrace his "kinky" side?

I don't know, is he still able to maintain an erection with an armish bloke?
Yes You should definitely try some more kinky stuff.........
you could always just blindfold him or maybe just suggest a threesome with Portia de Rossi...

**husaberg** · 5th February 2014, 18:30

Originally Posted by skippa1

How often do you think about me carrying around soap?

I haven't yet........

**skippa1** · 5th February 2014, 18:32

Originally Posted by husaberg

I haven't yet........

I think you might be......George.....is that you?

**husaberg** · 5th February 2014, 18:39

Originally Posted by skippa1

I think you might be......George.....is that you?

I'm not that kind of "uncle" i think you need a priest.......

**Laava** · 5th February 2014, 18:41

Originally Posted by husaberg

Ok i think you might be about to land a staring role in brokeback mountain.....
Question is just which one should you buy .
Ask you last conquest just how small your penis is, then decide if you need a Hemi Charger or not?

Hey! You are goood! That really is shit advice. Thinking of getting one of these, hope I am on the right track!