New biker club?

**Magnum Noel** · 6th February 2014, 22:16

Originally Posted by F5 Dave

^{now I was thinking I was being a bit disrespectful, sorry about that.

it would be cool to belong to a decent social and touring club. Maybe something with a bit of rep.

how about the Naughty boys. We wouldn't break any laws, but people might think that we do. They'd say "there go the naughty boys" as we rode past "don't mess with them"

we'd get to places and give the bikes a rev and when the leader gave the signal we'd all turn them off. Then the sgt at arms would blast out our club song on the boombox (Wild boys by DuranDuran). They we'd all get off our steeds one at a time in order of rank while lip syncing the words.

Respect}

Thats a hoot.

**F5 Dave** · 7th February 2014, 11:21

Heeeey. . .see? We have Prospects

Mum will be so proud. Sniff.

**ellipsis** · 7th February 2014, 11:59

...my missus reckons that if we run across naughty boys while out on our runs we have to slow down to 90 and not look...just in case they get some kind of fright or want to yell and poke fun at us...

**rustyrobot** · 7th February 2014, 12:52

Naughty Boys? Weren't they responsible for that crime wave in 2014? Ringing the doorbell and then running away if I remember correctly.

**F5 Dave** · 8th February 2014, 08:38

Ok I've tired of this club, so I'm leaving the naughty boys and starting a new club. The Vision.

less social and touring club, more religious cult. Prospects will have to bring appreciable assets and of course a hot chick, which you might get the chance to see again in the degrading videos I will make of her, but otherwise no.

you will live in squalor in the basement of a members house. We will eat only pizza, but of course I will eat the toppings before you get what's left.

With much work you may rise through the ranks and get input into what toppings will be ordered for the next pizza and can imagine what they would have tasted like. You may even get to edit the next line of videos, or hose the room afterwards. Otherwise it's back to the basement to chant; The Vision The Vision.

But not too loudly else I won't be able to watch the telly upstairs.

**Murray** · 8th February 2014, 09:25

Originally Posted by djgmt

Hello Im new to this forum so would like to get some feedback..Im from South Africa and have been ridding since i was a baby. My family are all riders and are part of different Bike clubs..my step dad is vice pres of the hell razors and my mother sectary..friends are Iron order,Gypsy Jokers ect..Im looking at coming up with a new club over here not gang but for people that like to go on breakfast runs,rallies and club meets..I want to follow proper club rules,ranks and patches. What i don't know is how other mcs will take this..I have 5 guys keen so far some with partners.

Thanks Greg

Just shift over to Queensland with your mates - they are really nice to new motorcycle clubs!!!

**Magnum Noel** · 8th February 2014, 22:28

Originally Posted by F5 Dave

Ok I've tired of this club, so I'm leaving the naughty boys and starting a new club. The Vision.

less social and touring club, more religious cult. Prospects will have to bring appreciable assets and of course a hot chick, which you might get the chance to see again in the degrading videos I will make of her, but otherwise no.

you will live in squalor in the basement of a members house. We will eat only pizza, but of course I will eat the toppings before you get what's left.

With much work you may rise through the ranks and get input into what toppings will be ordered for the next pizza and can imagine what they would have tasted like. You may even get to edit the next line of videos, or hose the room afterwards. Otherwise it's back to the basement to chant; The Vision The Vision.

But not too loudly else I won't be able to watch the telly upstairs.

Thats a hoot

**Mo NZ** · 9th February 2014, 16:35

Originally Posted by F5 Dave

Why not join that club; the Army. They have lots of rules if that's what you want. Or go see a high street Dominatrix. That way you could get punished if you broke the rules.

just remember to have a safe word and make sure it's not something Dodecahedron as that's easy to forget and hard to say with a snookerball in your mouth.

your very economical with the font - got out my microscope to read it

**300weatherby** · 9th February 2014, 17:58

Waiting for the answer....... Boer or Kaffer?

**SMOKEU** · 9th February 2014, 18:01

Originally Posted by 300weatherby

Waiting for the answer....... Boer or Kaffer?

+1

It's the million $ question.

**Tazz** · 9th February 2014, 20:33

Originally Posted by nodrog

You can join me and my newly formed club for a beer at Garnet Station in Westmere on Saturday afternoon. We will be the guys wearing the Sons of Anarchy, Devonport chapter hoodies.

Have you guys landed a big water pistol running contract or something? Looks like the S.O.A New Plymouth chapter is upgrading it's fleet...

http://www.trademe.co.nz/sports/cycl...-693856903.htm