Police fail to investigate officer assault

[SMOKEU]

I keep my shotgun close at hand and will use it to defend my property and myself with no hesitation,the cops can tl do their job properly because of all the bleeding heart mummies letting their little angels express themselves

+1 to this.

[unstuck]

I must remember that if I decide to go on a rampage because I feel stressed. "Assault with a deadly weapon, how do you plead?", Not Guilty, "On what grounds?", I was stressed and they deserved it and they walked away so it wasn't really a beating, "Case dismissed". Sounds reasonable.

Yup, sounds about right.

[Akzle]

I must remember that if I decide to go on a rampage because I feel stressed. "Assault with a deadly weapon, how do you plead?", Not Guilty, "On what grounds?", I was stressed and they deserved it and they walked away so it wasn't really a beating, "Case dismissed". Sounds reasonable.

wear a blue puffer vest and have a pistol on your hip for maximum 'rape boys for free' points in crown court.

[mashman]

wear a blue puffer vest and have a pistol on your hip for maximum 'rape boys for free' points in crown court.

Or rob the neighbours house and use his badge too... shame, I kinda like the guy.

[Akzle]

Or rob the neighbours house and use his badge too... shame, I kinda like the guy.

im coming to your house to smoke a fat doob.

[mashman]

im coming to your house to smoke a fat doob.

You're more than welcome... just make sure you bringz the materialz... I'll stump up the cash for it

[unstuck]

I'll stump up the cash for it

And there in lies the problem.

[mashman]

And there in lies the problem.

Better than getting arrested because I grew my own

[JimO]

the fact is though if that was joe lunchbox who beat the kid the cops would be falling over themselves to prosecute him

[Akzle]

Better than getting arrested because I grew my own

actually, one of the Ts and Cs attached to jewgold, is that you dont do illegal things with it. (like exchange it for schedule c controlled substances)
Pay me in unspecified units of love.

[mashman]

actually, one of the Ts and Cs attached to jewgold, is that you dont do illegal things with it. (like exchange it for schedule c controlled substances)
Pay me in unspecified units of love.

Ahhhh, that makes sense.
So, a monitor that folds over the top of a keyboard then.

[Akzle]

Ahhhh, that makes sense.
So, a monitor that folds over the top of a keyboard then.

if ya got a spare one ill have it.
But. Im a fussy cunt.

[Scuba_Steve]

Don't worry, the new Police gang commissioner [Mike Bush] is said to have serious criminal allegations against him.

[Akzle]

Don't worry, the new Police gang commissioner [Mike Bush] is said to have serious criminal allegations against him.

what, rictard's 7 werent enough? Its not like we're trying to run australia, here.

[unstuck]

Better than getting arrested because I grew my own

One of the best things that has happened to me in a long time, as it turns out. See thats what happens when you keep an optimistic and positive attitude, things that would normally get someone all bitter and twisted, turn into pure gold.

And I still dont have to pay for my weed.