Road rage incident

[98tls]

Big or expensive cars usually equate to small body parts and big insecurities.

Shit eh you learn something everday.

[george formby]

I travel the same road daily and there's some real dicks who cant handle being passed by a more nimble vehicle... My current issue is with a white XR6 falcon ute with a white hard cover on the deck. Watch out for him, he'll swerve at you as you come alongside when legally overtaking (not crossing centre line) Haven't got his rego yet but it'll keep. Other guys have has issues with this same idiot.

You need a pillion with an Uzi.
Bugger, that's not allowed.

Similar shit happened to me t'other day. A Hilux Utey thing, too, funnily enough. I'm over it. Was over it within 20 mtrs. Had time to eyeball the man child when he accelerated & swerved towards me, just a bit, disgruntled rather than hateful. Penis thing I reckon. Bet he would not have moved in a Yaris.

[The Reibz]

Big or expensive cars usually equate to small body parts and big insecurities

This is over 9000% accurate.
I own a 4l car and a 1.3l bike and my penis is farkennnnn tinyyyyyyy. But like I keep telling people...

It's not the size of the nail the matters, but the size of the hammer behind it...

[Wingnut]

Some people actually obey the speed limit you know, and motorcycles are dangerous.

My perception of you Mr Unstuck is obviously completely wrong..........

Sorry to stereotype

[Wingnut]

Many years ago when i first lived in Wellington i got a job on a construction site as a hammer hand one day in a big hurry to get home and planng on using a hammer n nails over the weekend i simply left my tool belt on chucked my swanni on and jumped onboard my old TT500,sitting at a set of lights i was almost knocked off the thing by a guy and his 2 mates in a Holden ute,i turned around to see them laughing it up so sidestand down and off the bike pulled out the Estwing and set about smashing the guys windscreen which resulted in the cunt driving screaming like a bitch bit of topic but the road rage thing reminded me of it.

Cough... Psycho Cough..Cough...

[98tls]

Cough... Psycho Cough..Cough...

Possibly,very annoying to be stopped and almost dislodged from the bike but to look back and see it was on purpose.I would bet big $ the screamer never bothered doing it again.What are the odds though eh,i never before or since bothered leaving my toolbelt on,silly cunt should have bought a lotto ticket.

[george formby]

This is over 9000% accurate.
I own a 4l car and a 1.3l bike and my penis is farkennnnn tinyyyyyyy. But like I keep telling people...

It's not the size of the nail the matters, but the size of the hammer behind it...

Shirley, that's arse about face? In my world you can't knock in a 9 inch nail with a toffee hammer.

Oh, I have nothing over 2l.

[nzspokes]

I'm confused. Right hand side is the throttle. Twisting of the wrist will increase speed.......

It was a Hilux FFS!!!

OP is on a 650 BMW. Not so sure who would win.

[triplethumper]

OP is on a 650 BMW. Not so sure who would win.

Was waiting for someone to notice that small point

[triplethumper]

Was waiting for someone to notice that small point

Horsepower usually gets me out of more trouble than it gets me in...

[triplethumper]

[QUOTE=george formby;1130696569]You need a pillion with an Uzi.
Bugger, that's not allowed.

I usually do have a pillion, she's pretty good at giving the finger too and will belt wing mirrors that get too close when I miss

[98tls]

Horsepower usually gets me out of more trouble than it gets me in...

How quick can a shitbox Hilux be,the things (4wds) are becoming a fucking disease in this country they really are worse still are the ones all polished up complete with tyre black etc with more chance of winning lotto than ever going off road.

[triplethumper]

Many years ago when i first lived in Wellington i got a job on a construction site as a hammer hand one day in a big hurry to get home and planng on using a hammer n nails over the weekend i simply left my tool belt on chucked my swanni on and jumped onboard my old TT500,sitting at a set of lights i was almost knocked off the thing by a guy and his 2 mates in a Holden ute,i turned around to see them laughing it up so sidestand down and off the bike pulled out the Estwing and set about smashing the guys windscreen which resulted in the cunt driving screaming like a bitch bit of topic but the road rage thing reminded me of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiXMMz1NTL4 This guy felt the same way...

[98tls]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiXMMz1NTL4 This guy felt the same way...

Fuck that i would have run the crazy bastard over.

[SNF]

This is over 9000% accurate.
I own a 4l car and a 1.3l bike and my penis is farkennnnn tinyyyyyyy. But like I keep telling people...

It's not the size of the nail the matters, but the size of the hammer behind it...

Hahaha nah man, I meant 4x4's/the people who get all shitty when they get overtaken. namely Audi's and VE SV6's. Suddenly become a wannabe Greg Murphy because oh no we getting passed by something, omg no we can't possibly have that, lets show them.

I just want to get from A to B with the least amount of fucking about possible. While being safe and enjoying my ride as well

Lol about the pillion + uzi comment.