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    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
    New Zealand "Life time" driving licenses. Yeah, right.... my ass.
    if you were smart enough to not give it away, you'd still have it. it was a legally binding contract. and YOU owned it, it's only the latest LTSA legislation that states "the license remains the property of the authority" thank fuck for NZ driver licensing ltd. gew cunts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    if you were smart enough to not give it away, you'd still have it. it was a legally binding contract. and YOU owned it, it's only the latest LTSA legislation that states "the license remains the property of the authority" thank fuck for NZ driver licensing ltd. gew cunts.
    If I remember correctly when we had those big ugly paper ones, the gov'ment sold us the idea that when we go and pay a fee they get exchanged for the new lifetime plastic ones. No one said at the time that there was going to be an expirety date on them, and that you will have to go in every few years, pay a fee and get them renewed. Lying fucks...
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    Waterproof gloves?
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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    Waterproof gloves?
    Waterproof anything!

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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    Waterproof gloves?
    Good one.

    Most state '100% water proof' which cracks me up. They are either water proof or not water proof, there is no in-between? Although I would probably buy a brand that claimed 92.3% water proof because that hints of some honesty and actual testing that involved - WATER. I swear they test them in the middle of the Sahara desert during the dry season.
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    They probably test them in a bucket of water . . . with some concentration of jelly crystals dissolved in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Another one is the muppets who call their Subaru WRX a "Rex". A WRX and Rex are two entirely different cars, made by the same manufacturer.
    Hahaha, but the WRX often end up as wrecks after they way they get thrashed, so perhaps that's what they mean?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Hahaha, but the WRX often end up as wrecks after they way they get thrashed, so perhaps that's what they mean?????
    Yeah, that's a really good point that I hadn't thought of!

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    i had to deal with a "Customer Service Manager" recently. Entirely misnamed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    i had to deal with a "Customer Service Manager" recently. Entirely misnamed.
    didnt he manage to service your customers?

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    YouShop... should be YourShit-stored here and held for freight ransom payment

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    Accessories sales assistants. Fuckers never want to sell me anything I want. Just what they like.


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