We are all fucking weird, and you are our leader.Originally Posted by Drew
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We are all fucking weird, and you are our leader.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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Why Proffesor drew, It is written in a public book and Guy is popualr, next time I will ask your permission though
KB's Chief Cats
can't you see it in his eyebrows?
i think his large-hands transgender russian aspie buddy took him back to the motherland...
either that or he found porn and got sick of all the twaddle on KB.
Ta
I'm starting a thread, Ducks have webbed feet.We are all fucking weird, and you are our leader.
That'd be tops.
Saving the goat....
Do they masterbate too???
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Ta
I'm not sure, probably.Do they masterbate too???
Saving the goat....
I could imagine auto-fellatio, but I've never seen a duck use its wings to spank its monkey..... or flick the bean....
Is this off topic....??
I wouldn't know 'cause I have Aspergers.....
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Hardcore Punk
Have you ever seen Guy Martin spanking the monkey in a field? Neither have I but according to him it did, so whos to say ducks are not sitting in the field jacking off.I could imagine auto-fellatio, but I've never seen a duck use its wings to spank its monkey..... or flick the bean....
Is this off topic....??
I wouldn't know 'cause I have Aspergers.....
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
Forum whore
or if they're females; jilling off.Have you ever seen Guy Martin spanking the monkey in a field? Neither have I but according to him it did, so whos to say ducks are not sitting in the field jacking off.
Hardcore Punk
There is that of course, how sexist of me not to include the ladies.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
Forum whore
Would that not be quacking off?Have you ever seen Guy Martin spanking the monkey in a field? Neither have I but according to him it did, so whos to say ducks are not sitting in the field jacking off.
it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
(PostalDave on ADVrider)
Hardcore Biker
Or perhaps Purrrrrr-ing Off...
Anorak
The guy is a character, shame there is not more like him.
Beats the bland shit we see being dished out by the PCed PR brigade these days.
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
In the riders seat
He'd be a lot better if he spoke English
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
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Whoah!
I thought aspergers was a spring vegetable & ducks wanking? I'm down the rabbit hole. No more beersies for me.
Manopausal.
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