The fascist regime that made you a moron: Thanks dJonkey

[oldrider]

Are there any Mexican Jews?

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry
were ever born and raised in Mexico ?"
Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks. " He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."
Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.
While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico . Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."
"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter. "All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and
Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."

[mashman]

You never applied it to other races or religions?

What the fuck is this then?


The only issue is that you are lying bigot.

The key word was CAN.

[bogan]

The key word was CAN.

Which with your grasp on the language could mean anything from can't to unicorn farts

[Scuba_Steve]

It has one meaning, and only an idiot would attempt to argue otherwise.

Does it? I just searched it out & came up with this -

Jew (j)
n.
1. An adherent of Judaism as a religion or culture.
2. A member of the widely dispersed people originally descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.
3. A native or inhabitant of the ancient kingdom of Judah.
jew (j)
tr.v. jewed, jew·ing, jews Offensive
1. To bargain shrewdly or unfairly with. Often used with down.
2. To haggle so as to reduce (a price). Often used with down.

Thats 5 meanings by my count

Source - Free online dictionary

[Oscar]

Does it? I just searched it out & came up with this -

Jew (j)
n.
1. An adherent of Judaism as a religion or culture.
2. A member of the widely dispersed people originally descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.
3. A native or inhabitant of the ancient kingdom of Judah.
jew (j)
tr.v. jewed, jew·ing, jews Offensive
1. To bargain shrewdly or unfairly with. Often used with down.
2. To haggle so as to reduce (a price). Often used with down.

Thats 5 meanings by my count

Source - Free online dictionary

I see your ability to count is on par with Mashbrains language skills.
There are two definitions there, one for upper case and one for lower case.

Notwithstanding that, in context my comment was about the way he was using the word (and you've just proved my point, as that definition for the lower case item says it is offensive).

[mashman]

Which with your grasp on the language could mean anything from can't to unicorn farts

I would have specified another meaning if that's what I had have meant

[mashman]

Does it? I just searched it out & came up with this -

Jew (j)
n.
1. An adherent of Judaism as a religion or culture.
2. A member of the widely dispersed people originally descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.
3. A native or inhabitant of the ancient kingdom of Judah.
jew (j)
tr.v. jewed, jew·ing, jews Offensive
1. To bargain shrewdly or unfairly with. Often used with down.
2. To haggle so as to reduce (a price). Often used with down.

Thats 5 meanings by my count

Source - Free online dictionary

... nah, there's only 2 there, don't let the numbers fool you, they're not really meant to be there, just for show like.

[Banditbandit]

and look at where it ended up eh, me as a bigoted nasty antisemitic racist cunt.

So yeah, tell me again about communication, tolerance, acceptance etc... The hypocrisy is hilarious.

I never called you that - and if you go back and read what I wrote you will find that I said I did not believe you were like that ...

(Sorry for sounding like a lecturer - unfortunately I can't lose the day job ... )

[bogan]

Does it? I just searched it out & came up with this -

Jew (j)
n.
1. An adherent of Judaism as a religion or culture.
2. A member of the widely dispersed people originally descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.
3. A native or inhabitant of the ancient kingdom of Judah.
jew (j)
tr.v. jewed, jew·ing, jews Offensive
1. To bargain shrewdly or unfairly with. Often used with down.
2. To haggle so as to reduce (a price). Often used with down.

Thats 5 meanings by my count

Source - Free online dictionary

Try a dictionary with pedigree, like the Oxford Dictionary.

[mashman]

I never called you that - and if you go back and read what I wrote you will find that I said I did not believe you were like that ...

(Sorry for sounding like a lecturer - unfortunately I can't lose the day job ... )

wasn't saying that you did call me those horrible nasty hurtful words... I leave that to the fucktards.

(lecture was used for giggles prof ).

[mashman]

Try a dictionary with pedigree, like the Oxford Dictionary.

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[Oscar]

wasn't saying that you did call me those horrible nasty hurtful words... I leave that to the fucktards.

(lecture was used for giggles prof ).

Give it up - you got caught using a racist and bigoted expression and you can't argue your way out of it.
I don't care what you think the word means in that context, it is offensive.

[Scuba_Steve]

I see your ability to count is on par with Mashbrains language skills.
There are two definitions there, one for upper case and one for lower case.

Notwithstanding that, in context my comment was about the way he was using the word (and you've just proved my point, as that definition for the lower case item says it is offensive).

OK so there's 2 (tho I'd say 3 given that one is of religion [choice] and 1 is of birth [non-optional]) my point still stands, there's more than 1 meaning even if it is "offensive"

Try a dictionary with pedigree, like the Oxford Dictionary.

OK I did, still 2

NOUN
A member of the people and cultural community whose traditional religion is Judaism and who trace their origins through the ancient Hebrew people of Israel to Abraham.

VERB
[WITH OBJECT]
(jew someone down) • offensive
Bargain with someone in a miserly or petty way.

[Oscar]

OK so there's 2 (tho I'd say 3 given that one is of religion [choice] and 1 is of birth [non-optional]) my point still stands, there's more than 1 meaning even if it is "offensive"

As I said, my comment had a context.
He used the word "jew" (lower case), as an adjective.
How many definitions do you have for that, Samuel Johnson?

[mashman]

Give it up - you got caught using a racist and bigoted expression and you can't argue your way out of it.
I don't care what you think the word means in that context, it is offensive.

Nothing of the sort took place.
bwaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa... No, you can't stand the fact that not only are you wrong, you're everything that you state that you dislike about me... and what's more, you know it, hence your song and dance ans the need to turn the situation into something it wasn't. Kind of pathetic really, but true to form cuzzy bro.