Fixed that for yaOriginally Posted by Crasherfromwayback
Forum whore
Fixed that for ya
Hardcore Punk
I like boobies.Fixed that for ya
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
one placenta
...oh yeah, just remembered what fucked me off yesterday...but it was only minor really, another rant about revenue gathering cunts...no point...who the fuck are AC/DC...this'll learn ya...
Forum whore
One of the funny things about doing nights on line haul trucking is you get to see all kinds of weird and wonderful shit that "normal people" get up to in the dark.
The AC/DC reference in an earlier post reminded me of having their "I've got big balls" cranked up while a boy racer kind of motorised shit box come screaming past me at an optimistic rate of knots...by the time we got to "Dirty deeds" I came upon the scene of him parked in the water table at an odd angle, and standing on the side of the road looking a lot less brave than earlier on. Yeah ok, it doesn't take much to amuse me, but the way some folks drive/ride is entertaining
Anorak
Time to get this thread back on track.
pah nothing to rant about.
Other than the sociopathic bitch at work only got a slap on the wrist with a wet bus pass for.
Wilfully altering my work, and my timesheets so I was overbilling my time to a client.
Bitch never realised I was scanning them after the boss signed them.
there was a trail of information, She actually even twinked over them ..........
CEO actually asked why I would be upset about it
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Ta
Poor effort!Time to get this thread back on track.
pah nothing to rant about.
Other than the sociopathic bitch at work only got a slap on the wrist with a wet bus pass for.
Wilfully altering my work, and my timesheets so I was overbilling my time to a client.
Bitch never realised I was scanning them after the boss signed them.
there was a trail of information, She actually even twinked over them ..........
CEO actually asked why I would be upset about it
Oh shit, I got fuck all to rant about too. Work was fine this week, someone gave me a bike to race, my wife is fucken awesome, I got to give Shaun arseholes for...being Shaun, and we built a sweet as trailer for my scrambler.
Ummm, I FUCKEN HATE CYCLISTS! Yeah, that ought to do.
Loud and Uncouth
Whiskymacs here - cheap blended whisky + Stones ginger wine!
(Compensates for dealing with ding-bat, numb-nuts and bozos all week)
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Anorak
"The public" scumdog its called the public..........Whiskymacs here - cheap blended whisky + Stones ginger wine!
(Compensates for dealing with ding-bat, numb-nuts and bozos all week)
Whats the worst excuse you ever heard for speeding and the best.
Sorry cunt I should of mentioned she was a drunken slut which is likely her only redeeming quality (who cheats on her husband after 2 months of marriage) has been having an affair (in work time) with her friends and co-employees brother in law now for 14 months and is a piss poor employee in general?
Who all the while (because she thinks people are thick), likes to gush, to all and sundry, "how much she loves her husband and wants to have his children........."
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Ta
"Why were you speeding"?
"My wife left me for a cop, I saw you and thought you were trying to give her back"!
Two Wheels or Three = FUN
Whiskymacs here - cheap blended whisky + Stones ginger wine!Yeah me too. They're my drink of choice, cept my whisky is home made.
Loud and Uncouth
Well one that comes to mind is: "Sorry, the fish'n'chips down my jacket steamed up my visor and I couldn't see my speedo properly"
From the man ridiing at 99kph in a 50 area...
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Ta
And makes his nose and cheeks go all rosey after three or four of them.
Ta
Seems legit.
Anorak
plausible........
I almost crashed the berg cause I had a newspaper in my mouth once and it opened (Who seen that one coming)and covered my face..........(private road)
Ever let a bird off a ticket cause she cried and or had big knockers and flirted with you?
answer by pm if ness............
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Two Wheels or Three = FUN
Haha the way I make them, three or four of them and I can't stand up anymore
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