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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    I rummage around in my wifes underwear drawers in my OWN time thank you very much.

    And unlike some I don't need to pocket no effing bud 'for sexual enhancement purposes'
    (Although in your case if you happened to have a preference for sheep you might just need it...)
    What!! Cant get it up?
    I think you are confusing me with that sheepshagger from central Kiwicowboy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    I rummage around in my wifes underwear in my OWN time thank you very much.
    Well now gotta admit --- that sounds like fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Well now gotta admit --- that sounds like fun!
    Don't waste ya time oldie, scummys misses has only utilitarian underwear, his neighbours however is far more racy.............



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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    I rummage around in my wifes underwear drawers in my OWN time thank you very much.

    And unlike some I don't need to pocket no effing bud 'for sexual enhancement purposes'
    (Although in your case if you happened to have a preference for sheep you might just need it...)
    me too :

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    I rummage around in my wifes underwear drawers in my OWN time thank you very much.
    me too :

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    me too :
    You're stuttering again, here have a toke.......
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
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    I had to buy my over-exited Wife tickets to see her in Aucks next month
    It's all Shits and Giggles until someone Giggles and Shits


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    Quote Originally Posted by Geeen View Post
    I had to buy my over-exited Wife tickets to see her in Aucks next month
    Great pipes and a foul mouth, sounds like the idea women (MINE ANYWAY)



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    Too cold for people to rant tonight???
    Too fucking cold for me anyways, I'll take 30º over this anyday
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    You're stuttering again, here have a toke.......
    must take more than a few tokes 2 make those large girls look good Mind you, best root I ever had was from a non model like looking bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuzzardNZ View Post
    must take more than a few tokes 2 make those large girls look good Mind you, best root I ever had was from a non model like looking bitch
    Tokes don't make em look better... Beers, bourbons any alcohol.... Weed just makes them look like Gollum :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    Too cold for people to rant tonight???
    Too fucking cold for me anyways, I'll take 30º over this anyday
    Rearrange these two words - cock soft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    Rearrange these two words - cock soft.
    Mine must be jelly then, The whole week has been fucking miserable weather wise down here. Our highest temp was 6 for the week, I hate the cold.
    Was out with a bunch of old farts last night, sitting around talking about stationary engines.
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    Come on, it's winter. It gets cold in winter. Whinging about the weather is supposedly an English trait but obviously not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    Rearrange these two words - cock soft.
    Yea it is at the moment which is another thing to rant about... Stupid marriages & their lack of giggity time!
    Still doesn't change the fact it's cold tho... Might have to build me a sauna me thinks that'll produce a comfortable heat
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