Kiwibiker
Pffft, all your nominations pale into insignificance with the disasterpiece that is Jurassic Shark!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2071491/
When I first started watching it, I thought for sure it was some sort of piss take, but then much to my surprise, I figured out it was a serious attempt at a movie!
Worst acting, worst effects, hell just worst everything! 75 mins long and that includes 15 mins of "credits/hall of shame".
Anarchic Wild Child
There is a Golden Raspberry Awards .. for the worst films ... go here
http://www.razzies.com/
Mine would have to be two - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Plan Nine from Outer Space (sometimes known as Grave Robbers from Outer Space).
Both received Razzies ...
I would be inclined to add Reefer Madness high on my list as well.
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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Worst at theater, Tie between The Passion and Monster.
Worst at home, Osombie. Still not sure why I watched the whole thing instead of binning it after 10mins like many others.
"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Hmmm....
Car chases: 0/10
Awesome special effects: 0/10
Gunfights: 0/10
Stupendously good rock & roll sound track: 0/10
Boobies: 0/10
Aliens / machines: 0/10
Quite honestly The Notebook is crap.
(Luckily it provides bonding with the little man as we can both barf and generally take the piss out of the front-bums going ga-ga over this load of drivel)
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Of an enviable height
Lost In Translation. Plotless piece of shit.
"It's hard to keep an open mind, when so many people are trying to put things in it"
Psyclepath
In defence, it did inspire Dave Vanian to this:Originally Posted by Banditbandit
Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.
Anarchic Wild Child
There is NO defense for anything as bad as Plan Nine from Outer Space !!!
Along with this ...
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
NEDWN VIII
Easy Rider, 1/2 hour of my life that I wont get back.
Forum whore
Carry On Up The Khyber was a classic.
Forum whore
Anything Peter Jackson did after Brain Dead.
Fucking wizards.
"channellling the Pleideans"
incorrect because HEAVENLY CREATURES: more Kate Winslet tittays.
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
Hardcore Biker
Beaches........closely followed by yawn of the rings
***** POLITICIANS *****
People Of Little Integrity Thieving Innocent Citizens Incomes And Need Shooting
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Knavery Artificial Spurious Pretentious Arseholes
Born to be mild
Lake Placid 3. So bad they seemed to be taking the piss out of themselves.
'Classics' that I was underwhelmed by when I finally saw them:
-Easy Rider
-2001, A Space Oddessy
-Apocalypse Now
Grow older but never grow up
Rasta Ratskins
Top gun. Enjoyed it when it came out but now it is just a cringefest.
Guess there are plenty more movies like that.
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
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Dickman and Throbin.
Ok. Im fibling. I like it.
I have evolved as a KB member.Now nothing I say should be taken seriously.
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