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  1. #6256
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    Gordie finally admitted to going to the IOM next year!

    He's gunna sell teenies bike to pay for the tickets........


    I just has a wee birdie tell me that he'll pay for Gordies tickets if Tina stays home.......
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Binned my solo while leading the open post classic championship at
    Taupo today, broke it in half & loaded it on to the trailer in two large bits.
    Should be ok for the next meeting.
    , I have plenty of spares.
    Fortunately the guy that was directly behind me in points had two dnf's also, but not in such a dramatic way.
    Enduring memory will be Wendy in the pickup van getting on the radio & saying "Its pretty bad, I think we're going to need a couple more people to load it on the trailer" it was a strangely pmsl situation.
    The street tyres aren't working out as cheap as I had planned.

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    King of Ruapuna Rd1

    The weather was looking a bit dodgy on the way to the track alternating between clear and cold and light showers but the forecast for the day wasn’t too bad
    At the track and set up and Goober mentions they’ll probably want us up first to dry the track and sure enough the Clerk of the course comes over to see if we’re happy being first up
    When he mentions the race order at riders briefing Alex immediately asks why we’re first up and gets the reply “You didn’t drop any oil last time so we’ll make you first up”

    Practice

    Half the track is wet with some puddles and damp spots, we’re getting bugger all traction and some good slides and a few laps in Alex/Andy do a 720 degree spin through one of the lefts before the dipper Andy stays on and avoids a beer shout and with the session over find Goober/Matt on pole with Alex/Andy on 2, Me and Will on 3, Phil/Stephen on 4 and Kai/Ella on 5

    Race 1

    The sidecar is lighting up big time but Goober/Matt in front of me are asleep on the line and Alex can’t get the power down either

    We lead off into T1 and half expecting one of the others to come past, unknown to me Kai/Ella had got the hell launch and come from P5 to right behind me

    Kai/Ella slow up out of pothole and Goober/Matt show off by passing them half sideways and nearly filling their pants in the process

    We’re lighting up and sliding sideways out of T1 every lap and at a couple of other spots on the track but it’s starting to dry out

    Alex/Andy come past Goober/Matt exiting pothole about lap 3 and have the hammer down after us and he has a bit of a look around the outside into the dipper and then up the inside onto the straight

    We get the white flag and then as we come into the hairpin Alex/Andy finally go around the outside of us, we chase them through the next few corners but he beats us over the line by about 3 bike lengths

    Race 2

    Goober/Matt don’t cock this one up and he’s into it hard from lights out with Kai/Ella getting another brilliant start from the back of the grid but heading through to the hairpin it’s Goober/matt, Me and Will and Alex/Andy Me, Alex/Andy go right around the outside of us at the hairpin and set off after Goober/Andy

    Goober/Matt are using all the track plus a bit of the grass and as they come along from the infield sweeper into the next right get a bit untidy under brakes, get a bit loose and flick sideways before it and end up half spinning

    Alex/Andy go around the front of them and Me and Will go across the back while they’re going from the left ripple strip to the right ripple strip

    We chase Alex/Andy for a couple of laps then get a good run onto the straight and pull past them. I’m expecting them to come back into T1 but it’s not until the left before the infield sweeper they go around us, we close them back down but can’t get back in front before the flag

    Race 3


    Goober/Matt are taking it a bit easy off the line and Alex/Andy lead into T1

    Tracks drying out and we’re trying a bit harder, I’ve got a bit more speed down the straight and catch right up on Alex/Andy into T1 and the hairpin, I try up the inside of the next right hander and just about get the front knocked off when Alex/Andy cut across the front with a few mm to spare

    Alex/Andy let me though and then next lap do an outside pass through the left before the infield sweeper, Will is looking across and later says he’s sure Andy was sliding down our bodywork as they go through

    We get back in front again and Alex/later said he wasn’t sure he’d get us back but they manage another pass at the hairpin, were right on the back of them up out of the dipper but I push it into the sweeper a bit hard and end up out too wide and Alex/Andy take another win with Me and Will a few bike lengths back

    All in all a pretty good meeting for everyone with the new rider/passenger combinations working out good

    Busy couple of weekends coming up with Levels next weekend and then Ruapuna the weekend after

    Thanks to:
    Jason and Michelle Bishop @ Sourced - http://sourced.kiwi/
    Joanne van der Westhuizen @ Career Success - http://www.careersuccess.co.nz/
    Chrissie Whitfield @ WF consulting - http://wfconsulting.co.nz/
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    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    The street tyres aren't working out as cheap as I had planned.
    Dude..... buy some tyre warmers.......
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    broke it in half & loaded it on to the trailer in two large bits.
    The new BMW designed unicycle looks the part though, you must admit.....
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Should be ok for the next meeting.
    Yeah that shit should buff out.


    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    The new BMW designed unicycle looks the part though, you must admit.....
    The Scrutineer didn't think so... he just laughed and sent Steve off back to the pits.

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    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Yeah that shit should buff out.




    The Scrutineer didn't think so... he just laughed and sent Steve off back to the pits.

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    i thought he sent him back because he didn't tie wire his capiler bolts,and he was worried that he might run out of gas and be looking at a $400 fine

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    They also wanted to check to make sure my sump plug was wired. I wasnt going there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    They also wanted to check to make sure my sump plug was wired. I wasnt going there.

    At least you are not physically fuked up from it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moto-Dynamix View Post
    At least you are not physically fuked up from it
    To be honest my third right finger smarts a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    To be honest my third right finger smarts a bit.
    Your balls looked really swollen...... mind you, there did seem to be some build up in them Bob......
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    To be honest my third right finger smarts a bit.
    the hole finger; or is it the one next to the hole finger?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jellywrestler View Post
    the hole finger; or is it the one next to the hole finger?
    YA FUCKEN MUPPET.... he said the 3rd right..... as opposed to the 3rd left...... it's not he same finger...... (he has 6 per hand)...


    ...and when you mention holes.... I mean FFS!!!!!!!! It's Bob you're talking about!!! He uses his fist!!!!
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I think I hit the wrong key, I got Banged up Bukkake Bitches.

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