Hey you...... Pies are better than women because:
They don't talk back,
they don't get headaches,
they don't care if you 'eat' them out in public,
they go down easy (with a beer or two),
pies don't care if you say they have too much fat,
I can eat a few pies in a day without getting in trouble...
Pies don't get jealous if I grab another one,
I can even share pies with a friend....
if my pie goes off, I can biff it out and get another one.....
Ok?
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Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
I have just found the chick version of Drew.
Do you cunts reckon I say 'cunt' a lot?
It's our third wedding aniversary today. Going out for dinner with Robbie Dean & my mate Carl from Aussie, so it promises to be quite bromantic.
Have to say, it's been the most highly organised & hygienic five years of my life to date & I wouldn't trade her in for three of the previous model.
She's my girl & I love her very much!
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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Mint day out at Ruapuna for Rd3 of KOR, although the 30 degree temperature for race 1 wasnt too flash
A few good things for the day
1) Now running consistent 1.48 bracket
2) Giving Goober/Matt the thrashing they deserve
3) Ella making it through a meeting without having to shout beer
4) Beating Alex in race 2 (ok he did handicap himself)
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