I broke my can opener once while opening a can of watties spaghetti. Crap day at work and I was starving. I'd initiated about a half inch slit opening on edge of can then it broke.
Out of frustration I slammed the can down on the kitchen bench.
Much to my surprise half the contents of the can then erupted out the small opening and sprayed up across the ceiling like a crime scene. My flatmate got home five mins later and she was not impressed.
On the plus side if I ever have to murder anyone I know how long it takes to clean up the mess on the ceiling part anyway 
If any of you don't believe me try it, but before the wife/girlfriend/mistress gets home!!!
Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket - Eric Hoffer
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