Friday Night Rants?

**unstuck** · 17th January 2015, 04:19

Originally Posted by JATZ

Jatz's long winded build up too a piss poor conclusion.

Get fucked, dances with bears.

**oldrider** · 18th January 2015, 20:06

Ah so - burnouts are so yesterday:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f62Z8Ev9OXA

The last one was interesting!

Crazy Japs!

**Kickaha** · 18th January 2015, 20:28

Originally Posted by 98tls

Cool...Mrs wants a day out so looks like its a chilly bin lunch/fold out chairs in the ute and up to Timaru in the morning.Supposed to be good weather so have fun eh.

You either didn't make it or were too much of an ignornat cunt to come and say hello

**haydes55** · 20th January 2015, 09:33

Less of a bitch, more of a

Asian, lady driver, small modern hatch back..... The ditsy bitch had a sun shade suction cupped on her drivers door window

These people breathe the same air as us.

I had an eventful weekend, took a lady friend for a ride on the back of the bike. Came around a corner, found a bull in the middle of the road. 5 minutes later, coming onto a 50m straight just as a branch falls onto my lane, blocking about 80% of the lane with oncoming traffic... She headbutted me when I emergency braked... Hold your head up girl! Then another oblivious, ditsy bitch in a modern BMW starts a round about in the left lane, then ends up cutting me off in the right lane coming out of the round about.

At least on my bike I can rage at them... I'm not allowed to react in my work van

**scumdog** · 5th February 2015, 20:06

Me an' C.B. is heading for the BRONZ Vincent County rally tomorrow

Only it's pissing down now and cold enough to freeze an Eskimos bell-end!

What happened to this drought and hot-as-hell temperatures eh? eh?

**caseye** · 5th February 2015, 20:09

They new ewe was a coming Scummy!
Ride on that man.

**unstuck** · 5th February 2015, 20:11

Originally Posted by scumdog

Me an' C.B. is heading for the BRONZ Vincent County rally tomorrow

Only it's pissing down now and cold enough to freeze an Eskimos bell-end!

What happened to this drought and hot-as-hell temperatures eh? eh?

I reckon, went from summer to winter over night. We have had some real beaut thunderstorms though. The one last saturday night was one of the best electrical storms I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.

**Akzle** · 5th February 2015, 20:32

Originally Posted by unstuck

I reckon, went from summer to winter over night. We have had some real beaut thunderstorms though. The one last saturday night was one of the best electrical storms I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.

go fly a kite

**unstuck** · 5th February 2015, 20:36

Originally Posted by Akzle

go fly a kite

It would be in central Otago within minutes with the wind we have been having.

**scumdog** · 5th February 2015, 20:39

Originally Posted by unstuck

It would be in central Otago within minutes with the wind we have been having.

Amen to that!!
Hopefully it's not too bad tomorrow.

**unstuck** · 5th February 2015, 20:41

Originally Posted by scumdog

Amen to that!!
Hopefully it's not too bad tomorrow.

Just close the door on the tractor, you will be fine.

**ellipsis** · 5th February 2015, 21:15

...rant?...what rant you content, happy, got no probs, old cunts...is life that fucking good... mine is at the mo, but the moment can be cut short...this must be the calm before the storm...

**scumdog** · 5th February 2015, 21:18

Originally Posted by ellipsis

...rant?...what rant you content, happy, got no probs, old cunts...is life that fucking good... mine is at the mo, but the moment can be cut short...this must be the calm before the storm...

Meh, at times my life is 100% storm, where's the fuckin' calm hippy??