When did bikers become so fucken soft?

[scumdog]

It's all that electronic shit. Anti wheelie this, slipper clutch that. Modern riding is point and squirt, thus fuck all for the owner to twiddle with other than tyre pressures.

Some don't even change their own oil!

Next thing there will be no kick-starts, where will it end???

[AllanB]

Next thing there will be no kick-starts, where will it end???

Somewhere, someone is working on a riderless motorcycle ........

It will have a fucking go-pro on the front so you can enjoy the ride from your laptop.

[mashman]

Next thing there will be no kick-starts, where will it end???

Wake me when we get to Speeder Bikes.

[PrincessBandit]

Not everyone has had the opportunity to do the old number-eight-wire-fix-up ride-my-bike-home-on-a-shoelace-(or-) job. To someone over asking a simple question about tyre pressure is just
Everyone needs to ,feel the and just

[AllanB]

But you can't ride until you have checked your tyre pressure...........


There is a hole in my bucket Dear Liza, Dear Liza there's a hole in my bucket ....

[Voltaire]

I had to make up a clutch nipple* today for a WOF as that Unstuck bloke would have taken a day to get to Jaffa land.....

hacksawed a 8mm bolt, drilled a hole in in it and then hacksawed a slot, next time I'll use my sons Go Pro and upload it to Drews " Tips for Soft Cocks" website.

[nodrog:Me]

...I'm the same age as the other me...he's a cunt too...

whatever, cunts are useful.

although not so much when they are your size.

[Drew]

Tips for Soft Cocks" website.

Now that is a winning idea!

[scumdog]

Now that is a winning idea!

True, where's all the hard cunts that used to prowl KB???

[unstuck]

Doobie first right?

Of course, my creative juices would be dry without it.

[nzspokes]

True, where's all the hard cunts that used to prowl KB???

They got old and now spend time looking for which room they left the commode in.

[Drew]

Hang on, was there a post back a while about someone being stuck because of a broken clutch cable?

For the fucken love of Christ! Hands up all those fags that can't ride a bike without a clutch. You get it running, paddle forwards as fast as ya can and drop it into gear. Sorted, off ya go!

[sidecar bob]

Hang on, was there a post back a while about someone being stuck because of a broken clutch cable?

For the fucken love of Christ! Hands up all those fags that can't ride a bike without a clutch. You get it running, paddle forwards as fast as ya can and drop it into gear. Sorted, off ya go!

Apparently the issue was that the bike was on an up hill, making a clutch less start impossible, but the flaw in that logic is that all hills can be made in to down hills simply by changing direction, followed by a u turn if the down direction is not the direction you wish to proceed in, making the clutch less start even easier.
There ya go Drew, your first entry for Drews top tips for soft cocks website.

[Drew]

Apparently the issue was that the bike was on an up hill, making a clutch less start impossible, but the flaw in that logic is that all hills can be made in to down hills simply by changing direction, followed by a u turn if the down direction is not the direction you wish to proceed in, making the clutch less start even easier.
There ya go Drew, your first entry for Drews top tips for soft cocks website.

For fuck sakes. The culprit needs their licence taken off them for being a moron!

[scracha]

I'll use my sons Go Pro and upload it to Drews " Tips for Soft Cocks" website.

"Tips for Soft Cocks" - snigger