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  1. 22nd March 2015, 09:01 #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    For the fucken love of Christ! Hands up all those fags that can't ride a bike without a clutch. You get it running, paddle forwards as fast as ya can and drop it into gear. Sorted, off ya go!

    Like you could paddle a bike fast enough fatty?
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    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.
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    Can anyone recommend a good soap for getting chain oil off my hands .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Can anyone recommend a good soap for getting chain oil off my hands .....
    Don't forget the moisturiser for afterwards, soap dries you skin right out, darling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB
    Can anyone recommend a good soap for getting chain oil off my hands .....
    Soap? Use degreaser ya pansy
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Can anyone recommend a good soap for getting chain oil off my hands .....


    ..........
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
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    Holy shit this thread is pathetic. Everyone who has contributed to this thread is a pathetic dick head who needs to ride more and KB less. Including me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike.Gayner View Post
    Holy shit this thread is pathetic. Everyone who has contributed to this thread is a pathetic dick head who needs to ride more and KB less. Including me.
    Couldn't agree more. KB has had its day. Goodbye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike.Gayner View Post
    Holy shit this thread is pathetic. Everyone who has contributed to this thread is a pathetic dick head who needs to ride more and KB less. Including me.
    Was out riding in the pissing rain doing skids and wheelies today, I feel secure in myself. You are welcome to go fuck yourself anytime.

    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    Couldn't agree more. KB has had its day. Goodbye.
    Sounds dangerously close to having your login blocked for a couple weeks.

    More evidence of modern day fags all wanting to stand round singing kumbaya, drinking herbal fucken tea!
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  10. 22nd March 2015, 17:30 #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    ......More evidence of modern day fags all wanting to stand round singing kumbaya, drinking herbal fucken tea!
    its Soy Lattes, bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike.Gayner View Post
    Holy shit this thread is pathetic. Everyone who has contributed to this thread is a pathetic dick head who needs to ride more and KB less. Including me.
    Whatever, this weekend ive put a heap of Kay's on my r1200gs, given my '66 r50 BMW a good run & had a ride on my 1100 slabbie today with another contributor to this thread, only fourteen more to ride before I've given them all a run.
    I only come on here mainly to wind up dumb mofo's
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Everyone needs to ,feel the and just
    Dear PB,

    I respect you immensely, but I need some help translating. By telling everyone to get some love and ride in a group, you are advocating group sex, right? Maybe I'm too literal?
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Whatever, this weekend ive put a heap of Kay's on my r1200gs, given my '66 r50 BMW a good run & had a ride on my 1100 slabbie today with another contributor to this thread, only fourteen more to ride before I've given them all a run.
    I only come on here mainly to wind up dumb mofo's
    You have a 66 R50.... go the mighty Earles forks.

    I was out riding my R90s ( only $111 a year rego too ) whilst humming Kumbya and looking for café that did jasmine tea, clutch cable repairs and didn't use the kick starter only the soft cock electric one
    DeMyer's Laws - an argument that consists primarily of rambling quotes isn't worth bothering with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    Couldn't agree more. KB has had its day. Goodbye.
    OMG - this has to be the fastest transformation from a soft cocks thread to a leaving one!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    Dear PB,

    I respect you immensely, but I need some help translating. By telling everyone to get some love and ride in a group, you are advocating group sex, right? Maybe I'm too literal?
    No no no, group sex on a bike while riding. Must I spell everything out?
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    No no no, group sex on a bike while riding. Must I spell everything out?
    Hmmm, I'd pay to see that, even if drew were a participant. I'd draw the line at azkel and his goats though. Unstuck and his fatties could probably charge extra...
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