I need a wife.

**Paul in NZ** · 23rd March 2015, 12:06

Originally Posted by Edbear

I'm glad I got married before all this modern day complexity. We fell in love, got married, brought up three kids and it's our 38th anniversary this October.

Same here - love at first sight and its never changed... Oh we have had our moments but never for long... Yes we all age but lust finds a way and there is nothing better than having your adult kids thinking you are both disgusting perverts.... In a nice way of course...

Then again there are those here more worried about getting a knee down than a leg over so....

**jasonu** · 23rd March 2015, 12:52

Originally Posted by mstriumph

All the best
Get a pre-nup (that'd be my advice no matter what the flavour)

Assuming he has anything worth taking when things go pear shaped....

**Big Dog** · 23rd March 2015, 13:12

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Same here - love at first sight and its never changed... Oh we have had our moments but never for long... Yes we all age but lust finds a way and there is nothing better than having your adult kids thinking you are both disgusting perverts.... In a nice way of course...

Then again there are those here more worried about getting a knee down than a leg over so....

Or down on one knee.

Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

**awa355** · 23rd March 2015, 14:22

Originally Posted by Edbear

I'm glad I got married before all this modern day complexity. We fell in love, got married, brought up three kids and it's our 38th anniversary this October.

Just had our 40th, I think we are closer to each other now than ever before. We got a piece of advice years ago, 'Do what's right for your other half and everything will work out'

**yokel** · 23rd March 2015, 16:10

Originally Posted by mstriumph

All the best
Get a pre-nup (that'd be my advice no matter what the flavour)

But she keeps saying 'you SO big, love you long time' so no need haha.

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

Or a family trust.

yeah, I don't actually own anything or failing that, Ill buy her a parting gift.

**Big Dog** · 23rd March 2015, 18:20

Cos bitches love shoes.

Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

**mossy1200** · 23rd March 2015, 18:45

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

I need a wife.

Need is a strong word. You need oxygen.
Maybe you just want a wife.
You need your head read.
See the difference?

**sidecar bob** · 23rd March 2015, 18:55

Originally Posted by mossy1200

Need is a strong word. You need oxygen.
Maybe you just want a wife.
You need head.
See the difference?

..........

**mossy1200** · 23rd March 2015, 19:01

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

..........

Theres always got to be someone with A higher IQ prepared to correct you when your 99% correct already.

**Edbear** · 23rd March 2015, 19:13

Originally Posted by awa355

Just had our 40th, I think we are closer to each other now than ever before. We got a piece of advice years ago, 'Do what's right for your other half and everything will work out'

Congratulations and that piece of advice is right on the money!

**Ntoxcated** · 23rd March 2015, 20:00

This thread may be pertinent

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ts-of-marriage

**madbikeboy** · 23rd March 2015, 23:18

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Last quote nullifies the first two I'd have thought...

(I'm guessing that the preference is for multiple "waitresses" who also provide furry triangles - Pussy Galore anyone??)Attachment 310156

Pussy Galore has to be the best Bond girl name ever.

If I could find a woman who understood monogamy wasn't a form of hard wood, I'd consider settling down with said furry triangle. But, since I realise that Santa, Superman, and a good woman are all myth, I happily hang with the multiple available furry triangles on offer.