I need a wife.

[madbikeboy]

I'm sitting here, laughing my ass off.

[madbikeboy]

Actually I went out for lunch with the crew from work to celebrate international happiness day (its today apparently & seemed a good excuse).

Well looky here! Goat curry. Hot. $10.50 & it was nice.


Maybe that's what you really need is a local Malaysian place.

I have a Turkish, Indian, Malaysian, burgers, pizza, Mexican - all within 7 minutes of here. Happy International Happiness day.

[madbikeboy]

How does get fucked sound?

Are you and Azkle married? You sound like you might be.

At first, couples fuck everywhere, in the car, at the beach, in every room of the house. Then comes marriage. And sex resorts to bedrooms, and occasional shag on the couch. Then it becomes hallway sex. That's where the couple walk past each other in the hallway and tell each other to get fucked.

[Akzle]

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

The Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you.

[F5 Dave]

Pick up truck? Trunk?
I thought you said you didn't care about that continent yet you're quoting thus.

[madbikeboy]

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:


9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
.

I got asked this once - and apparently the answer isn't "fuck yes!". Who'dvethought.

[mashman]

I got asked this once - and apparently the answer isn't "fuck yes!". Who'dvethought.

Sounds like a selfish bitch.

[sidecar bob]

I got asked this once - and apparently the answer isn't "fuck yes!". Who'dvethought.

My mrs is resigned to the fact that I will. According to her they will be clamouring at the door before her body is cold. Nice to know she thinks I'm that popular if nothing else.

[madbikeboy]

Sounds like a selfish bitch.

She really was. LOL.

[PrincessBandit]

You don't need a wife. You need a mother.

What Hitcher said!

Wouldn't you get sick of just one furry triangle?

Last quote nullifies the first two I'd have thought... (I'm guessing that the preference is for multiple "waitresses" who also provide furry triangles - Pussy Galore anyone??)

[mstriumph]

........
Maoris found human quite delicious by all accounts, ...........

so do Celts
I'm a Celt

[mstriumph]

I'm going for Asian flavor, specifically Cambodian.
As soon as Immigration give the ok I'll be going back over to get her.

All the best
Get a pre-nup (that'd be my advice no matter what the flavour)

[Edbear]

I'm glad I got married before all this modern day complexity. We fell in love, got married, brought up three kids and it's our 38th anniversary this October.

[TheDemonLord]

I'm glad I got married before all this modern day complexity. We fell in love, got married, brought up three kids and it's our 38th anniversary this October.

Apparently you are doing it wrong

[sidecar bob]

All the best
Get a pre-nup (that'd be my advice no matter what the flavour)

Or a family trust.