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    Washing the car windows is small time sooner or later one of em will realise that the purchase of a small hand gun will net them far greater reward which in turn will offer up a market for some clever cunt to develop some big arse gas fuelled system exiting just below drivers door to smoke embe fucking awesome really and at least something to watch at those annoying red light delays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Washing the car windows is small time sooner or later one of em will realise that the purchase of a small hand gun will net them far greater reward which in turn will offer up a market for some clever cunt to develop some big arse gas fuelled system exiting just below drivers door to smoke embe fucking awesome really and at least something to watch at those annoying red light delays.

    Been to South Africa lately? have we...

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    Quote Originally Posted by eldog View Post
    Been to South Africa lately? have we...
    Doubt it... they just use gun ports.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    Doubt it... they just use gun ports.
    and if you get caught on the street, a burning rubber necktie

    enviromentally friendly way of getting rid of old tyres

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    Quote Originally Posted by eldog View Post
    and if you get caught on the street, a burning rubber necktie

    enviromentally friendly way of getting rid of old tyres
    You would need fucking big tyres here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eldog View Post
    and if you get caught on the street, a burning rubber necktie
    Reminded me of Kentucky Fried Staggie (sp)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    You would need fucking big tyres here.
    thats why we have so many trucks..... plenty of tyres mate.

    hard to get lighters, not many smokers left. 5 quit smoking at work in the last few months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    Reminded me of Kentucky Fried Staggie (sp)
    What crispy burnt batter on the outside and warm juicy meat on the inside?

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    Quote Originally Posted by eldog View Post
    What crispy burnt batter on the outside and warm juicy meat on the inside?
    Don't think I've ever heard of a gangster described as juicy meat?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    Don't think I've ever heard of a gangster described as juicy meat?
    just add another tyre and let them cook for half an hour longer. If the fire goes out add another half litre of kero and about 1/2 kg of salt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    which in turn will offer up a market for some clever cunt to develop some big arse gas fuelled system exiting just below drivers door to smoke em:.
    Yep. Seen footage of such a car in South Africa many years ago. Flames right around both sides. Awesome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    Yep. Seen footage of such a car in South Africa many years ago. Flames right around both sides. Awesome!

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    ...i'm waiting for someone to wash my windscreen...where are they...useless cunts...

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