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    Quote Originally Posted by BuzzardNZ View Post
    Thanks,

    She smokes the same brand i think
    Corrrrr. She can smoke mine any day.
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    Looks like she might have popped out a stool sample
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    hey... have ya tried turning it on???
    Just what the world needs - a smart-arse ginga!
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    Quote Originally Posted by puddytat View Post
    Vodafone you useless fuckin cunts.
    My old dial up was faster than your useless fucking vodem system & a lot fucking cheaper. FUCK YOU YOU GLOBAL WIDE CARTEL OF COMMUNICATION CUNTS.......
    If you don't get your shit together then IM going to blow up your shit. And Im going to throw shit all over your shit.
    Your service is shit. But you know that because that is how you have designed it. To be so shit that cunts give up. But not this cunt.....
    How fucking un-user friendly can you be? As un-user friendly as only you fuckin cunts can be.
    I want to smash your shit so bad. Fuck you, fucking Vodafone, I want your balls smashed, eat shit.
    I will continue to eat your shit as you global cartel of cunts mean I have no other option.
    Puddytat most of the new phones these days you don't dial the have these key pads things do you think that might be the issue
    ps nice rant two thumbs up



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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Puddytat most of the new phones these days you don't dial the have these key pads things do you think that might be the issue
    ps nice rant two thumbs up

    We doo the internet thing via a vodem sticky thingy that you stick in the PC (anyone remember them?)
    Don't get me started on fucking phones.
    Tis the reason that the net is so fucking slow 'cause kids & cuntz doing all their shit on them & have to facefuck & shit on them all the time, & having to tell everyone in the world about it & pictures of cats doin shit with captions & watching shit I don't like..... & using 10 apps at once & all the fucking kidz are at home on holiday & wasting time on their fucking phone or Gaypod instead of like when I was a kid & we were lucky if we had a pushbike FFS & we were doing all the stuff our parents told us we shouldn't. You hardly even see a kid outside nowadays unless mummies taking them to soccer. Its like every one has got a fucking screen in front of their face all the fucking time. No wonder cunts get killed by double decker bus or 10 ton trucks.

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    so i come home from the footy club tonight after a few to see a suggested post on my FB from Kaspa Transmissions extoling their virtues so thought i would share with you lot what i wrote on their post.....they say revenge is a dish best served cold.......

    WARNING WARNING WARNING My experience with Kaspa Nth Shore 2 years ago....the auto in my Ute made a slight ticking noise when in reverse....still worked and drove fine....they took it out...inspected it....said it was all ok but there was a bit of endplay in the crank... Not unusual on a 99vs commodore they said... Machined something to stop the noise...they said.........put it back together.... Charged me $700.... I picked it up...paid the $700 3...Yes... 3 kilometres later it was fucked and needed a total rebuild costing me another $3000. Clearly they did something wrong when they put it back together after the first $700 bill... Fucking rogues in my opinion. I still have the invoices if anyone doubts my story and intend on taking them to small claims sometime in the future......apparently you have 6 years in which to file a claim......i will NEVER use their services again and i would stress to anyone who thinks about dropping your car in for a FREE 10 point check....DON"T DO IT........its a license for them to print money........i wouldn't sell these guys the steam off my shit......Please share this with anyone and everyone.......
    ***** POLITICIANS *****
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    I worked out that I was smoking a new motorbike every three years. So I gave up and bought a new motorbike to celebrate!
    In my case at $100 a week fucking up my lungs, I worked out I could buy a used bike every year.I gave up 5 years ago and now have five good classic bikes in my workshop-breathing better as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Looks like she might have popped out a stool sample
    hahaha fark me... it might a been last nights pudding watch out the milk tanker that delivered the cream to make the ice cream might be next.
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Now trying some home-made whisky gifted to me. Not bad for home made.
    It is not legal to give away home brew. Just saying.

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    ...a neighbours truck was broken into at the top of our road...whoever did has to drive past our place to get there...my son has a camera mounted on a pole taking shots of all that moves ...hopefully we can id the arsehole or plural of...I hate cunts who steal other peoples stuff...luckily my truck and my sons truck which are full of tools were not touched...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...a neighbours truck was broken into at the top of our road...whoever did has to drive past our place to get there...my son has a camera mounted on a pole taking shots of all that moves ...hopefully we can id the arsehole or plural of...I hate cunts who steal other peoples stuff...luckily my truck and my sons truck which are full of tools were not touched...
    where you live again, I need some tools

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Corrrrr. She can smoke mine any day.
    Nah, but its a strong deck, reminds me I gotto think about extending mine for summer

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    Quote Originally Posted by puddytat View Post
    We doo the internet thing via a vodem sticky thingy that you stick in the PC (anyone remember them?)
    Don't get me started on fucking phones.
    Tis the reason that the net is so fucking slow 'cause kids & cuntz doing all their shit on them & have to facefuck & shit on them all the time, & having to tell everyone in the world about it & pictures of cats doin shit with captions & watching shit I don't like..... & using 10 apps at once & all the fucking kidz are at home on holiday & wasting time on their fucking phone or Gaypod instead of like when I was a kid & we were lucky if we had a pushbike FFS & we were doing all the stuff our parents told us we shouldn't. You hardly even see a kid outside nowadays unless mummies taking them to soccer. Its like every one has got a fucking screen in front of their face all the fucking time. No wonder cunts get killed by double decker bus or 10 ton trucks.



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    No rants tonight?

    You twats must live an effin' sweet life, bastids!
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