Knee slider porn

[mossy1200]

I'm not sure we want pics of yours though

You cant trust any cunt that bleeds for a week and doesn't die. I want pics.

[george formby]

If I put my bike on the axel stand would the belt sander do the chicken strips. Im worried it might stall the bike in first at idle speed and I don't want my friends to help with the throttle and see what I am doing.

Why don't you use the belt sander to start the bike? No chicken strips and a long lived starter motor and battery.

OP rides a KTM 390, allegedly, and is 6' 10". Be hard not to, really.

[husaberg]

You cant trust any cunt that bleeds for a week and doesn't die. I want pics.

This was in Nogrogs Porn stash
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...7&d=1406008143
Def on the rag

[mossy1200]

Show us your chicken nibbles.

[mossy1200]

Why don't you use the belt sander to start the bike? No chicken strips and a long lived starter motor and battery.

OP rides a KTM 390, allegedly, and is 6' 10". Be hard not to, really.

That bike and that leg length and there would be slider damage just lane splitting cars.

[Rikard]

That bike and that leg length and there would be slider damage just lane splitting cars.

Not sure where 6'10 came from. I'm maybe just 6ft.

[Gremlin]

Whoops sorry must be on the wrong forum. I thought this was a place where riders met to talk about bikes and riding. Well I did this the other day and thought I'd see if fellow riders had done the same thing (which I assumed they had). Didn't expect to stumble across a bunch of buthurt keyboard warriors.

My mistake obviously

You misunderstand... First, hopefully you're doing it on the track because doing on the road is only asking for the bike/helmet/you to follow.

2nd, it's unlikely you did do it at the track, otherwise you wouldn't be calling it porn as you'd have your knee down every corner and know it's not much to write home about

And yes, it's to gauge the angle of lean/how much you have left. Your technique is expensive on sliders, but I guess soon you'll buy new ones that you can grind down?

[husaberg]

Show us your chicken nibbles.

Seriously Mossy......... is your House actually on the road?
I can actually see what gear that car is in.

[mossy1200]

Your technique is expensive on sliders, but I guess soon you'll buy new ones that you can grind down?

Its like one day old undies. You just turn them inside out?

[Rikard]

You misunderstand... First, hopefully you're doing it on the track because doing on the road is only asking for the bike/helmet/you to follow.

2nd, it's unlikely you did do it at the track, otherwise you wouldn't be calling it porn as you'd have your knee down every corner and know it's not much to write home about

And yes, it's to gauge the angle of lean/how much you have left. Your technique is expensive on sliders, but I guess soon you'll buy new ones that you can grind down?

Hey mate, did it going round a quiet roundabout at night with a few mates watching out for me. Second I wasnt calling my knee down 'porn' I mean come on haha. And third yeah I get that but damn it is damn fun practising and (I find) great for finding a good body position .

[nzspokes]

Seriously Mossy......... is your House actually on the road?
I can actually see what gear that car is in.

I was thinking the same thing.....

[mossy1200]

Seriously Mossy......... is your House actually on the road?
I can actually see what gear that car is in.

Don't tell the council I extended. I don't want to pay encroachment fees.

[husaberg]

I was thinking the same thing.....

Yeah 2nd Gear.

Don't tell the council I extended. I don't want to pay encroachment fees.

The bird in the first car is smoking hot.

[mossy1200]

Hey mate, did it going round a quiet roundabout at night with a few mates watching out for me. Second I wasnt calling my knee down 'porn' I mean come on haha. And third yeah I get that but damn it is damn fun practising and (I find) great for finding a good body position .

Lots of diesel on roundabouts I wouldn't make a habit of doing that.
Most will agree the best place is during a track day.
Sweeper at Hampton Downs is a good spot for it.

[nzspokes]

That bike and that leg length and there would be slider damage just lane splitting cars.

Well yes, knee down i have come to the conclusion is more due to leg length and flexibility than rider skill.