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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    Lots of diesel on roundabouts I wouldn't make a habit of doing that.
    Most will agree the best place is during a track day.
    Sweeper at Hampton Downs is a good spot for it.
    That's the plan Mossy . Can't wait! But yeah thanks for the heads up. I must have gone round at least 10 times to warm my tyres (and draw up my balls) before I actually started cranking it over so I reckon I'd have spotted a diesel drop by then. Still worth looking out for though!

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    When I have worn my sliders down, I build them back up with slabs of hardened expired Milo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post



    The bird in the first car is smoking hot.
    The neighbour across the road has 3 (20 something) daughters who seem to stay in the room directly across the road a lot. One because she separated from her partner and is living there now.

    If I squint my eyes and stick my arm out it looks like I can pinch her ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    Lots of diesel on roundabouts I wouldn't make a habit of doing that.
    Most will agree the best place is during a track day.
    Sweeper at Hampton Downs is a good spot for it.
    What he said

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rikard View Post
    That's the plan Mossy . Can't wait! But yeah thanks for the heads up. I must have gone round at least 10 times to warm my tyres (and draw up my balls) before I actually started cranking it over so I reckon I'd have spotted a diesel drop by then. Still worth looking out for though!
    Just don't go back the next day expecting the same traction.
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    [QUOTE=Gremlin;1130888986]What he said

    I need one of those videos haha! Coming soon to interwebs near you...

    Minus the crash at the end

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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    Just don't go back the next day expecting the same traction.
    Thanks mate will be careful

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rikard View Post
    Thanks mate will be careful
    Rikard you need to remove the image or Video when you reply with a quote. Especially to a post from a infractolord.
    Just highlight that part of the text and delete it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    The neighbour across the road has 3 (20 something) daughters who seem to stay in the room directly across the road a lot. One because she separated from her partner and is living there now.

    If I squint my eyes and stick my arm out it looks like I can pinch her ....
    I think in the interests transparency and I think I speak for all of KB here. Henceforth there should be much less pictures of your trailer posted and many more of your neighbours daughter.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Pfffft...fucking learner! I destroy pads on a monthly basis!
    Panty Pads?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Panty Pads?
    Go visit biker angels and come back when you have been schooled.
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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    I think in the interests transparency and I think I speak for all of KB here. Henceforth there should be much less pictures of your trailer posted and many more of your neighbours daughter)
    Last thing I need is half of KB standing on my deck watching my neighbours single lonely hot daughter in her bedroom.
    My wife will work out something is up.

    Edit- She has got a attractive blond female friend who rides a bandit or hornet 250 that visits on occasion. Someone here may know who that is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rikard View Post
    Whoops sorry must be on the wrong forum. I thought this was a place where riders met to talk about bikes and riding. Well I did this the other day and thought I'd see if fellow riders had done the same thing (which I assumed they had). Didn't expect to stumble across a bunch of buthurt keyboard warriors.

    My mistake obviously
    I think I may move on from channelling the pleaideans to "butthurt keyboard warrior".

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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    Last thing I need is half of KB standing on my deck watching my neighbours single lonely hot daughter in her bedroom.
    My wife will work out something is up.
    She's hot single AND LONELY? Why aren't we all there now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rikard View Post
    She's hot single AND LONELY? Why aren't we all there now!
    Because this is a covert operation and your not invited. How can I watch her knowing one of you losers has soiled her.
    I have evolved as a KB member.Now nothing I say should be taken seriously.

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