Friday Night Rants?

**dangerous** · 8th November 2015, 19:24

Originally Posted by unstuck

I like em with a lot more hair than that.

you would, you farking goreion... thats damn near just right, slight tidy up on the sides and .... im in

**PrincessBandit** · 9th November 2015, 05:39

Monday after Guy F@cks: I can't stand inconsiderate a-holes who use the last 4 days of the week like every day is cracker day. I hate the loud booming ones (nearly crapped myself down by the fishpond as I was feeding the fish - I thought someone had fired a gun, which would not be overly surprising in our neck of the woods).

Then these same people practice the art of lulling you into a false sense of security in the wee hours of the morning by doing nothing for 15 minutes or so then start the hell up again! They don't just do this once but several times letting you think it's finally finished, but wait! ther's more! just as if they've run out of the damned things and gone scabbed some more from somewhere to go for round 3, round 4, round.... Aaaarghh, feeling the effects of not enough sleep ths weekend.

**Drew** · 9th November 2015, 06:44

How old are you cunts? It's the every year, why would anyone be surprised by it?

**Grumph** · 9th November 2015, 14:41

Originally Posted by Drew

How old are you cunts? It's the every year, why would anyone be surprised by it?

Well ourselves and a couple of neighbours are a tad hostile at the newbies...Two new families in the street - with young kids. Last few years it's been nice and quiet and the animals have loved it. This year not so much. Where we are there are horses grazing and everyone has at least one dog. Not pleasant at the time. Words have been spoken which cannot be taken back. Next year will be interesting.

**mynemesis** · 9th November 2015, 17:08

Not Friday!? Thats worth a rant of it's own!

In the mean time....

How hard is it to get the right thread Banjo bolt in a set of braided brake lines for a k4 Bandit 1200!? It's Slap bloody Bang in the middle of the 2nd generation model. He says he specialises in pre made bolt on line kits and can't even get the fork clip bushes uniform!

On a positive note, THANK YOU KIWIBIKER! and THANK YOU ZNOELLI!! In a panic of desperation I googled bike brakes auckland looking for help, and first search results were from good old kiwibiker quoting Znoelli who happen to be down the road and had the right threaded double banjo bolt right there!

Braided lines on and feeling good at last! ......fu**ing Ebay!

**ellipsis** · 9th November 2015, 17:39

...no one let any fireworks off around here...I don't have anything more to add...Trev the horse I talk to most days, didn't look like he gave a fuck, never has looked like he gave a fuck, most days...when the fuck was Friday...

**RDJ** · 9th November 2015, 18:51

The putative concerns of some dog owners about three or four nights of the year with obnoxious dog-annoying fireworks should be set against the ignored concerns of the non-dog-owning citizenry many of whom have to put up with 361 days and sometimes nights of (a minority, yet a substantial minority of) dog owners not caring the proverbial that their sainted pooches bark and yap day and night, and soil the neighbors' lawns.

**husaberg** · 9th November 2015, 18:54

Originally Posted by RDJ

The putative concerns of some dog owners about three or four nights of the year with obnoxious dog-annoying fireworks should be set against the ignored concerns of the non-dog-owning citizenry many of whom have to put up with 361 days and sometimes nights of (a minority, yet a substantial minority of) dog owners not caring the proverbial that their sainted pooches bark and yap day and night, and soil the neighbors' lawns.

Alas If it only was soil they leave at the neighbours lawns

**ellipsis** · 9th November 2015, 18:55

Originally Posted by RDJ

The putative concerns of some dog owners about three or four nights of the year with obnoxious dog-annoying fireworks should be set against the ignored concerns of the non-dog-owning citizenry many of whom have to put up with 361 days and sometimes nights of (a minority, yet a substantial minority of) dog owners not caring the proverbial that their sainted pooches bark and yap day and night, and soil the neighbors' lawns.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
...and that, and shit...

**Swoop** · 9th November 2015, 20:43

Originally Posted by Woodman

Slide the seat back, turn the radio up and chill out.

Sadly the cunts already do. Whilst in the right hand lane.

**dangerous** · 10th November 2015, 05:17

cant believe you bloody lot moan so much about farking fireworks... Its one bloody night give or take a couple each side FFS
Iv got dogs, cat (mongrel things) chickens, pigs, next door horses... shit none of em gave a rats arse actually got a couple of them things to, its the owners winding their pets up not the fire works ya pets feel your stress and react to it, give the fuckers a pat and say "wow ya see n hear that mother muttles" and they wont react.

On another not, yeah ban public sales the part I dont like is the cearless wee shits putting em in ya letter box and up the cats arse I dont like, comersial rigs are great let the real pyros handle it.

like this LOL... you can add Grumps post to it hehehe... nabours putting up with bikes being reved up and raced down the road 361 days ;-) ohhh wait that be me

Originally Posted by RDJ

The putative concerns of some dog owners about three or four nights of the year with obnoxious dog-annoying fireworks should be set against the ignored concerns of the non-dog-owning citizenry many of whom have to put up with 361 days and sometimes nights of (a minority, yet a substantial minority of) dog owners not caring the proverbial that their sainted pooches bark and yap day and night, and soil the neighbors' lawns.

as for this guy...

Originally Posted by ellipsis

...Trev the horse I talk to most days, didn't look like he gave a fuck, never has looked like he gave a fuck, most days...when the fuck was Friday...

ecept for the fuck that prattels on to him each morning when hes just wanting to listen to the birds wakeing, what a fuck

**bogan** · 10th November 2015, 07:18

There's a bird living in our tree
He makes one hell of a ruckus
Wakes me up at three
I call him cuntus-squawkus

**EJK** · 10th November 2015, 07:46

Monday rant here we go. I was going to put this on the MotoGP thread but it's not just about MotoGP so here we go.

Because the race was on 2am or something I had the race on recording before I went off to work. I was going to watch it when I got back. I was doing SO HARD not to be spoiled by accident while browsing on the Internet/ Facebook/ Instagram or other social media. Watching the finals without knowing the results myself is the key point here.

10am... Accidentally checks Facebook. Holy shit! What am I doing?! Close the phone!... Phew that was close.

12pm... OK 4 more hours.

Then 2:30pm. I accidentally clicked Facebook button on my phone (habbit) and the first thing... FIRST GOD DAMN THING THAT POPPED UP WAS PHOTO OF LORENZO!!!

Enjoyed watching Rossi however. It was like playing Gran Turismo on Playstation with AI opponents.