The official "Why?" thread 2016

[oldrider]

You don't really need any safety gear to ride a motorcycle - you only need it when you get hit, fall off or the elements become unbearably uncooperative!

[jasonu]

Which did you prefer?

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Well if it's you doing the sucking or blowing I'm not interested...

[Banditbandit]

Yeah but if you want to promote motorcycling as a convenient form of transport then you won't get much uptake if you expect them to atgatt every single time they ride the bike. Soon becomes tedious.

I do not use motorcycles as a convenient form of transport For me bikes are:

1) A form of completele rebellion/lifestyle ...

2) Fucking fun ...


And I realise it becomes tedious ... better than dead, or better than a loss of lots of skin, or better than very badly broken ..

[TheDemonLord]

Yeah but if you want to promote motorcycling as a convenient form of transport then you won't get much uptake if you expect them to atgatt every single time they ride the bike. Soon becomes tedious.

Dunno bout you, but I would imagine skin grafts would be much more tedious.

I mean - I ATGATT even if I am going for a 5 min ride to the shops - it's not like it takes me more than a couple of minutes to chuck on my gear.

[Moi]

...And I realise it becomes tedious ... better than dead, or better than a loss of lots of skin, or better than very badly broken ..

Dunno bout you, but I would imagine skin grafts would be much more tedious.

I mean - I ATGATT even if I am going for a 5 min ride to the shops - it's not like it takes me more than a couple of minutes to chuck on my gear.

Not sure which is more tedious and painful - the washing of wounds as the bits of gravel and road muck are picked out over a period of time or the following skin grafts...

Remember how a grazed knee hurt... now multiply that over a large section of more delicate skin...


Walked up to the local supermarket this afternoon... saw ONE biker go past with ATGATT - was wearing an air jacket of some sort - and a number who were dressed more for the beach then riding in heavy traffic...

[ellipsis]

...there's nothing like riding to the beach with your board taped to your head and wearing nothing but your towel round your neck, a smile on your face and your doodle flapping in the wind...but you should always wear your mexican safety boots just in case the sand is hot...wouldn't do it on a 'busa tho, the poor drivers following would be looking right up your date, unless you like that kind of thing...most sprotties would like that, I expect...

[jasonu]

...there's nothing like riding to the beach with your board taped to your head and wearing nothing but your towel round your neck, a smile on your face and your doodle flapping in the wind...but you should always wear your mexican safety boots just in case the sand is hot...wouldn't do it on a 'busa tho, the poor drivers following would be looking right up your date, unless you like that kind of thing...most sprotties would like that, I expect...

Hahaha he said doodle

[mashman]

Why do humans let dogs lick their faces after the dog has licked its balls, whereas few seem to let humans do similar?

[Woodman]

Why do humans let dogs lick their faces after the dog has licked its balls, whereas few seem to let humans do similar?

Personally, I can't lick my balls. Can you?

[F5 Dave]

Yeah but if you want to promote motorcycling as a convenient form of transport then you won't get much uptake if you expect them to atgatt every single time they ride the bike. Soon becomes tedious.

Why would I want to promote more muppets riding bikes, enough find their way onto them, get hurt, then you have to listen to them many years on dribble on about it.

[mashman]

Personally, I can't lick my balls. Can you?

I do. Every time I open her purse.

[idb]

...there's nothing like riding to the beach with your board taped to your head and wearing nothing but your towel round your neck, a smile on your face and your doodle flapping in the wind...but you should always wear your mexican safety boots just in case the sand is hot...wouldn't do it on a 'busa tho, the poor drivers following would be looking right up your date, unless you like that kind of thing...most sprotties would like that, I expect...

As the Health and Safety requirements at any number of work sites have taught me...as long as you wear your fluoro vest you're invulnerable.

[Big Dog]

Well if it's you doing the sucking or blowing I'm not interested...

Why so coy?

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[oldrider]

Personally, I can't lick my balls. Can you?

Bet he could - if you would just stay still long enough!

[Drew]

Why do whinging cunts feel they need to comment in everyone who doesn't wear atgatt?

I ride in jeans and trainers. Almost always. Lick my dick the fucken lit of ya. Often test ride bikes with whatever I wore to work on it, and helmet.