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    Quote Originally Posted by idb View Post
    Are you sure it wasn't the sound of your latest police brutality victim in the boot trying to get out?
    Maybe you forgot he was there...he'll be getting hungry by now...you should go out and check.
    Nah, let em stew a while longer, either they will be willing to talk (confess) or dead, case solved either way

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    Flies, effin flies There must be a way of killing them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    Flies, effin flies There must be a way of killing them.
    ...there are numerous proven ways to fuck flys...I make a sport out of the fucken things if they are in the kitchen before I cook anything...it's a bit like the Predator movie and I always win...

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    Pull their wings off and turn them into walks.
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    Fucken general public on our roads! Some guy was out today who really had his good wheelie mojo on. Not a single wave out the window, excited horn tooting, fucken nothing!

    Roads are crawling with fucken zombies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Fucken general public on our roads! Some guy was out today who really had his good wheelie mojo on. Not a single wave out the window, excited horn tooting, fucken nothing!

    Roads are crawling with fucken zombies!
    hey same... but it was a bloody motorcyclist, to up with their vests n tassles... nothing nothing at all, fuck a heads up woulda done
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Fucken general public on our roads! Some guy was out today who really had his good wheelie mojo on. Not a single wave out the window, excited horn tooting, fucken nothing!

    Roads are crawling with fucken zombies!
    "Some guy" LOLs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Fucken general public on our roads! Some guy was out today who really had his good wheelie mojo on. Not a single wave out the window, excited horn tooting, fucken nothing!

    Roads are crawling with fucken zombies!
    Were you wearing your hi-vis? They probably didn't see you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by idb View Post
    Are you sure it wasn't the sound of your latest police brutality victim in the boot trying to get out?
    Maybe you forgot he was there...he'll be getting hungry by now...you should go out and check.

    Nah, they only go into the boot when they've died.
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    fuck... its hot
    cheers DD
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    Some cunt smacked into Her Indoors' six week old (to her) car while it was parked in suburbia this afternoon. Fuck you, Auckland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Some cunt smacked into Her Indoors' six week old (to her) car while it was parked in suburbia this afternoon. Fuck you, Auckland.
    Supermarket carpark?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Fuck you, Auckland.
    Simplified for convenience
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    fuck... its hot

    ...yip...rant over...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Supermarket carpark?
    Symonds Street, Onehunga. Looks like a 3-point turn by a retard and likely a light commercial vehicle, looking at the impact point.

    The old car that we sold when we bought this one got the same treatment at Pak N Smack a few months prior. Same deal, come back to your car to find a bigfuckoff dent and no note, no witnesses.

    Cunts.

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