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    Quote Originally Posted by fxxk View Post
    Learned his lesson, get an even faster bike
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    which brings me back to point Z. - use premium fuel.
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    And the right plugs. And condoms.
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    never really believed in em. which i suppose is why my bike runs rough and i have kids.

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    he was definitely faster than the news getting to palmy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Askor View Post
    FTP YOZA FUK DA PIGZ HU CAREZ DAT I WAS SPEEDING

    Ummm ... do you speak English?

    Is that: 'Fuck the Police, (Unknown) Fuck the pigs, who cares that I was Speeding' by any chance???

    Oh yeah .. this is Yoza



    Nice ..
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    That little fucker needs a lead to his head, before he jumps on that crotch rocket of his again and kills an innocent party. I could send in my legal representatives. Mr Smith and Mr Wessen...... Unfortunately there is no other cure for his stupidity....
    I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
    That little fucker needs a lead to his head, before he jumps on that crotch rocket of his again and kills an innocent party. I could send in my legal representatives. Mr Smith and Mr Wessen...... Unfortunately there is no other cure for his stupidity....
    Well I see we have a name and home address description on here so far.....Perhaps the ole bullet with his name on it in the letterbox warning.......Or for real class you could get it engraved at his work!.lol.

    As he engraves.....Steen Metca......"Oh shit!!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
    That little fucker needs a lead to his head, before he jumps on that crotch rocket of his again and kills an innocent party. I could send in my legal representatives. Mr Smith and Mr Wessen...... Unfortunately there is no other cure for his stupidity....
    You're at more risk from getting taken out buy someone lifting a butt cheek to release a fart and getting distracted from the road than you are a hoon if we're being realistic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazz View Post
    You're at more risk from getting taken out buy someone lifting a butt cheek to release a fart and getting distracted from the road than you are a hoon if we're being realistic.
    just this morning at 6:20am im rolling into town and a muppet in a steel box rolls out through an intersection no indication, no lights on (pitch black / raining) must have still been buttering the toast or stirring their coffee as they were driving down the road... who knows. Dumb fuck still didnt turn their lights on after i flashed them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fxxk View Post
    just this morning at 6:20am im rolling into town and a muppet in a steel box rolls out through an intersection no indication, no lights on (pitch black / raining) must have still been buttering the toast or stirring their coffee as they were driving down the road... who knows. Dumb fuck still didnt turn their lights on after i flashed them.
    A boot to the drivers door usually wakes them up
    I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
    A boot to the drivers door usually wakes them up
    Only while stopped, otherwise there is a very good chance you'll come off second best if moving. And lets face it, not many bikers have the balls to attack a car/driver other than online.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    not many bikers have the balls to attack a car/driver other than online.
    You wanna bet?
    I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....

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    Quote Originally Posted by fxxk View Post
    just this morning at 6:20am im rolling into town and a muppet in a steel box rolls out through an intersection no indication, no lights on (pitch black / raining) must have still been buttering the toast or stirring their coffee as they were driving down the road... who knows. Dumb fuck still didnt turn their lights on after i flashed them.
    betcha wish you had a bmw and a blue vest eh

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    Quote Originally Posted by fxxk View Post
    Dumb fuck still didnt turn their lights on after i flashed them.
    Prolly won't turn their lights on 'cause they can't remember to turn them off, and when it's time to go home the battery is flat.
    There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop

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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    Prolly won't turn their lights on 'cause they can't remember to turn them off, and when it's time to go home the battery is flat.
    Last couple of cars have either "shouted" if lights left on and ignition key taken out or have just turned the lights off and muttered "bloody cagers!"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
    A boot to the drivers door usually wakes them up
    That was OK in the 70s. These days the doors have side intrusion beams, they can kick back.
    There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Only while stopped, otherwise there is a very good chance you'll come off second best if moving. And lets face it, not many bikers have the balls to attack a car/driver other than online.
    Bin there ... done that ... it's not as easy as you think .. breaking rear vison mirrors is easier ... or snapping aerials .. a back-hand in the face through the windows also works ... scares the hell out of them to think they could be hit while driving their car ..

    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
    You wanna bet?
    No ... I know ...

    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    That was OK in the 70s. These days the doors have side intrusion beams, they can kick back.
    Yes ...
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