Work this shit out

[Tazz]

Mike said he got out of the (low slung) car to "explain" (not escalate!) to the concerned citizen that his exit at the other end of the street was obstructed!

The concerned citizen's partner misread the situation and mistakenly rushed to his partner's defence by grabbing at Mike's shirt collar aggressively provoking an assault!

Mike was forced to defend himself from this unsolicited attack by pushing out with his hand to fend off the attacker in order to calm things down and clarify the situation!

Seems clear enough!

Like others have said, it's not law or justice, it's a big game of who can tell the best story that works in their favour the most convincingly, and you are good at this game

[flyingcrocodile46]

The only reason someone gets out of their car in this sort of scenario is when they are a bad tempered shit head that want's to intimidate someone or to have a fight. You lost your temper and the case when you got out of the car. No excuse for it other than to provoke an attack. The judge would probably make concessions for a young person who makes a bad choice, but less so for a grown up who should know better. You should probably go to jail.

[pritch]

You should probably go to jail.

Shit you're tough. There is always the risk though that the judge will have a rush of mud to the brian and decide that there's too much of this sort of thing going on...

Then again, the victims may turn up and complain that you only hit one because you hate homosexuals. In the USA they might lock you up for decades for a hate crime.

[Askor]

Your first mistake was being in Oamaru..

[awayatc]

Your first mistake was being in Oamaru..

And your second mistake is that there is somebody left standing with a different story from yours.....

[Akzle]

And your second mistake is that there is somebody left standing with a different story from yours.....

"must spread..."

[AllanB]

What's you past 'record' like? If clean, talk a good story and have the misses cry a lot when telling the court how frightened for you she was. Especially when the guy started swinging his handbag.

I'm in and out of court all the time with work - best evidence helps so you need to get yours to counter the two pretty boys matching story.

[Maha]

Keep up the good work Mike, wiping jiz off a blokes face with a closed fist (though unconventional) is very effective.

[oldrider]

The only reason someone gets out of their car in this sort of scenario is when they are a bad tempered shit head that want's to intimidate someone or to have a fight. You lost your temper and the case when you got out of the car. No excuse for it other than to provoke an attack. The judge would probably make concessions for a young person who makes a bad choice, but less so for a grown up who should know better. You should probably go to jail.

Very low car windows guy yelling was difficult to understand!

Has difficulty hearing (factory hearing damage) and got out the car to position himself to enable clearer comprehension of what the bloke was saying to him!

There are TV adds that explain this situation - very common in older people and Mike is getting older every day! - Too old to be aggressive simply misunderstood!

[carbonhed]

Get a lawyer. Get your story sorted. Don't expect it to be fair.

[Dogboy900]

Hope it goes well for you.
I have done some dumb shit like this once in a while, some people seem to spend their lives walking around asking for a smack, but are surprised when it arrives. Luckily for me it never ended up with the law involved.
In hindsight staying in the car and carrying on would have been the smart option, but as they say hindsight is 20/20.
Get a lawyer and as long as no serious damage occurred, hopefully you get a sympathetic hearing.

[AllanB]

See this is another example of repression of the male species. Will only be a matter of a century before evolution drops off our penis - it is already medically recorded that the testicle is reducing in size as is sperm count. Give it five hundred years and the male anus will become vertically elongated and the penis will be reduced to a small bud of stimuli receptive flesh positioned at the top of the reformed anus opening. At least then when one get fucked up the rear by a mamby pamby society it will be pleasurable.


What pissed me off here is I've seen so many examples of out of control abusive young men acting like utter arseholes (current shit producing kind) who hurl bottles and abuse at the police when they are called. And the fuckers get away with it.


Maybe you should use testosterone and centuries of males acting as males as your defense - if it goes badly - drop your trousers in the court and loudly proclaim - 'I have a penis - I am not a animal'.

[jonbuoy]

Get a really good lawyer, delete this thread.

[jafar]

" a guy runs up into your face grabs you round your shirt collar yelling so hard his disgusting spit is hitting your face."

This is the bit that matters, anything afterwards is self defence.

Get your lawyer to have an assault charge laid against the faggot through the courts. Make sure it is done 1st thing monday morning.

[caseye]

" a guy runs up into your face grabs you round your shirt collar yelling so hard his disgusting spit is hitting your face."

This is the bit that matters, anything afterwards is self defence.

Get your lawyer to have an assault charge laid against the faggot through the courts. Make sure it is done 1st thing monday morning.

Wot he said!
I'd be very surprised if you didn't get off.